Holy shit that was hilarious
Holy shit that was hilarious
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True definition of cutting to the chase!!! LOL
Awesome funny. Finally, a couple telling the truth to each other.
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I do not mean this as a snide remark against these people. I just thought it was funny since a lot of people think this way about Jehovah witnesses. So please don't send bad JU JU
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I gotta figure out some way to stick that on my front door. We just just a visit from them last Saturday. It may make them just turn around.
You too huh? Anyone else get a little piece of paper tucked in the door last week?Originally Posted by bacpacker
I gotta figure out some way to stick that on my front door. We just just a visit from them last Saturday. It may make them just turn around.
not me they can't find me.
Nope, They came to my place once, I touted the virtues of Satanism, and told them that 'my god' would smite them down where they stood if they didn't get the hell off my property. They still wouldn't leave, so I grabbed the shotgun from behind the door and racked it. I loudly stated that "I am an instrument of Satan" and looked at them with crazy eyes. They left, and haven't been back.
Going on 4 years now...
ETA: no, I do not follow that belief, and stated as such for strictly entertainment purposes
Last edited by Sniper-T; 03-26-2012 at 11:20 AM.
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