no... but knowing what a poof is, does!
lol
no... but knowing what a poof is, does!
lol
Careful, don't get your man card revoked. Can you explain what a poof is without sounding like a fag?
Not as much as a man thinking about another man using a poof in the shower does!
(The comment above requires a caveat of some sort to denote good humored sarcasm, but what self respecting hetero dude is gonna wink or smile when questioning and/or challenging the sexual preferences of another male?)
Consilio et animis
Essayons!
the only acceptable means for a male to wash in the shower, is with a man soap (read GoJO or Lava) applied by the hands only. Wash cloths and poofs are definite ways to have a corner cut off your man card.Originally Posted by Patmark
Too damn funny you all. Here's mine all though it's a couple days late.
Does it make a man a fag if he uses a poof in the shower?
The jury is still out on "soap on a rope".
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Actually, I think I can explain a poof with little risk to my man card. It, and the requisite soaps, are tools you can deploy in a manner to shock and awe the female of our species, thus interrupting their sexual OODA loop, making the advance to contact and penetration of their defenses easier. Each successful incursion does great service to yourself, your partner, and the continued survival of our species. (This last being contingent upon the absence of biological PPE)
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Essayons!
You just... JUST made the requirements to maintain your mancard with this post!
good point!
A poof to shock and awe...............might be the funniest thing I have ever heard.
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If you think that come SHTF you are gonna jock up in all your kit and be a death-dealing one man army, you're an idiot - izzyscout
If you think that come SHTF you are gonna jock up in all your kit and be a death-dealing one man army, you're an idiot - izzyscout
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