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    It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail,
    when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean.

    Old Ed came strolling along the beach to his favorite pier.. Clutched in his bony hand was a bucket of shrimp.

    Ed walks out to the end of the pier, where it seems he almost has the world to himself.
    The glow of the sun is a golden bronze now.

    Everybody's gone, except for a few joggers on the beach.

    Standing out on the end of the pier, Ed is alone with his thoughts...and his bucket of shrimp.

    Before long, however, he is no longer alone.

    Up in the sky a thousand white dots come screeching and squawking,
    winging their way toward that lanky frame standing there on the end of the pier.

    Before long, dozens of seagulls have enveloped him, their wings fluttering and flapping wildly.
    Ed stands there tossing shrimp to the hungry birds.

    As he does, if you listen closely, you can hear him say with a smile, 'Thank you. Thank you.'

    In a few short minutes the bucket is empty. But Ed doesn't leave.

    He stands there lost in thought, as though transported to another time and place.

    When he finally turns around and begins to walk back toward the beach, a few of the birds hop along the pier with him until he gets to the stairs, and then they, too, fly away. And old Ed quietly makes his way down to the end of the beach and on home.

    If you were sitting there on the pier with your fishing line in the water,

    Ed might seem like 'a funny old duck,' as my dad used to say.
    Or, 'a guy who's a sandwich shy of a picnic,' as my kids might say.
    To onlookers, he's just another old codger, lost in his own weird world, feeding the seagulls with a bucket full of shrimp.

    To the onlooker, rituals can look either very strange or very empty.

    They can seem altogether unimportant .... Maybe even a lot of nonsense.

    Old folks often do strange things,
    At least in the eyes of Boomers and Busters.

    Most of them would probably write Old Ed off, down there in Florida .

    That's too bad. They'd do well to know him better.

    His full name: Eddie Rickenbacker.
    He was a famous hero back in World War II.
    On one of his flying missions across the Pacific, he and his seven-member crew went down.
    Miraculously, all of the men survived, crawled out of their plane, and climbed into a life raft.

    Captain Rickenbacker and his crew floated for days on the rough waters of the Pacific.

    They fought the sun. They fought sharks. Most of all, they fought hunger.
    By the eighth day their rations ran out. No food. No water.

    They were hundreds of miles from land and no one knew where they were.

    They needed a miracle.

    That afternoon they had a simple devotional service and prayed for a miracle.
    They tried to nap. Eddie leaned back and pulled his military cap over his nose.
    Time dragged. All he could hear was the slap of the waves against the raft..

    Suddenly, Eddie felt something land on the top of his cap.
    It was a seagull!

    Old Ed would later describe how he sat perfectly still, planning his next move.
    With a flash of his hand and a squawk from the gull, he managed to grab it and wring its neck..

    He tore the feathers off, and he and his starving crew made a meal –
    a very slight meal for eight men - of it.

    Then they used the intestines for bait..

    With it, they caught fish, which gave them food and more bait......
    and the cycle continued. With that simple survival technique,
    they were able to endure the rigors of the sea until they were found and rescued (after 24 days at sea...).

    Eddie Rickenbacker lived many years beyond that ordeal, but he never forgot the sacrifice of that first life-saving seagull..
    And he never stopped saying, 'Thank you.'

    That's why almost every Friday night he would walk to the end of the pier with a bucket full of shrimp and a heart full of gratitude
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    Does NOT use a snake bit sucker kit on snake bits

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    Bravo!
    You don't need to be the strongest
    or the most intelligent to survive
    but by having the right tools and
    the adaptability of change
    is where you will prevail.

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    Does NOT use a snake bit sucker kit on snake bits

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    Lets hope that we can stop him before this happens.


    You don't need to be the strongest
    or the most intelligent to survive
    but by having the right tools and
    the adaptability of change
    is where you will prevail.

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    looks like some 'artistic liberty' was taken in some of the details, but a good read nonetheless...

    I put my carry-on in the
    luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned
    seat. It was going to be a long flight. 'I'm
    glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will
    get a short nap,' I thought.

    Just before take-off,
    a line of soldiers came down the aisle and
    filled all the vacant seats, totally surrounding
    me. I decided to start a conversation.

    'Where are you
    headed?' I asked the soldier seated nearest to
    me. 'Petawawa. We'll be there for two
    weeks for special training, and then we're being
    deployed to Afghanistan

    After flying for about an hour, an announcement was
    made that sack lunches were available for five
    dollars. It would be several hours before we
    reached the east, and I quickly
    decided a lunch
    would help pass the time...

    As I reached for my wallet, I overheard a soldier ask his buddy if
    he planned to buy lunch. 'No, that seems
    like a lot of money for just a sack lunch.
    Probably wouldn't be worth five bucks.
    I'll wait till we get to base.'

    His friend agreed.

    I looked around at the
    other soldiers. None were buying lunch. I walked
    to the back of the plane and handed the flight
    attendant a fifty dollar bill. 'Take a
    lunch to all those soldiers.' She grabbed my
    arms and squeezed tightly. Her eyes wet with
    tears, she thanked me. 'My son was a soldier in
    Iraq ; it's almost like you are doing it for him.'

    Picking up ten sacks, she headed up the aisle to where the
    soldiers were seated. She stopped at my seat and
    asked, 'Which do you like best - beef or
    chicken?' 'Chicken,' I replied,
    wondering why she asked. She turned and went to
    the front of plane, returning a minute later
    with a dinner plate from first class.

    'This is your thanks.'

    After we finished eating, I went again to the back of the plane,
    heading for the rest room.
    A man stopped me. 'I saw what you did. I want to
    be part of it. Here, take this.' He handed me
    twenty-five dollars.

    Soon after I returned
    to my seat, I saw the Flight Captain coming down
    the aisle, looking at the aisle numbers as he
    walked, I hoped he was not looking for me, but
    noticed he was looking at the numbers only on my
    side of the plane. When he got to my row he
    stopped, smiled, held out his hand and said, 'I
    want to shake your hand.' Quickly unfastening my
    seatbelt I stood and took the
    Captain's hand.
    With a booming voice he said, 'I was a soldier
    and I was a military pilot. Once, someone bought
    me a lunch. It was an act of kindness I never
    forgot.' I was embarrassed when applause was
    heard from all of the passengers.

    Later I walked to the
    front of the plane so I could stretch my legs. A
    man who was seated about six rows in front of me
    reached out his hand, wanting to shake mine. He
    left another twenty-five dollars in my palm.

    When we landed I
    gathered my belongings and started to deplane.
    Waiting just inside the airplane door was a man
    who stopped me, put something in my shirt
    pocket, turned, and walked away without saying a
    word. Another twenty-five dollars!

    Upon entering the
    terminal, I saw the soldiers gathering for their
    trip to the base.
    I walked over to
    them and handed them seventy-five dollars. 'It
    will take you some time to reach the base.
    It will be about time for a sandwich.
    God Bless You.'
    Ten young men left that flight feeling the love and
    respect of their fellow travelers.

    As I walked briskly to
    my car, I whispered a prayer for their safe
    return. These soldiers were giving their all for
    our country. I could only give them a couple of
    meals. It seemed so little...

    A veteran is someone
    who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank
    check made payable to 'citizens of Canada '
    for an amount of 'up to and
    including my life.'

    That is Honour, and
    there are way too many people in this country
    who no longer understand it.'
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    A soldier got on a train headed home after 4 tours in Afghanistan. He was worn, tired and weary. He searched for a seat on the train and only found one that was being occupied by a french poodle. He politely asked the lady beside the dog "ma'am, I'm tired, may I have this seat?" The lady snarled and in her French accent stated "you Americans are so rude, can't you see my Fifi is sitting there?"

    The soldier walked to the back of the train and found no seats, so he walked back to the front. Again he said, "ma'am I'm very tired, can I please have this seat?" The lady again scoffed "Not only are you Americans rude, you're arrogant too." With this the soldier reached down and grabbed the dog and tossed it out the window and sat down.

    The lady was furious and screeched "Is no one going to stand up for my honor. This is a travesty." Finally an English gentleman spoke up, much to the lady's delight. "Sir, you Americans have a penchant for doing things in the wrong manner. You hold your fork with the wrong hand. You drive on the wrong side of the road. And now it seems, you've thrown the wrong bitch off this train."
    The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.

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    Stalkercat...destroyer of donkeys, rider of horse


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    Who do I gotta shoot to get a freakin mohito around this joint?
    WARNING: This post may contain material offensive to those who lack wit, humor, common sense and/or supporting factual or anecdotal evidence. All statements and assertions contained herein may be subject to but not limited to: irony, metaphor, allusion and dripping sarcasm.

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    Head on over to the saloon... I'm muddling the mint as I type this...
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy!! today, you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or screw farm animals. you hang in there cupcake, because you're fuckin special to me, and you're my friend. look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating motherfucker!!..
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    Saw this on Facebook today.
    Consilio et animis

    Essayons!

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    If a Pizza had a radius 'Z' and a depth 'A'
    Then, that pizza's volume can be defined as Pi*Z*Z*A
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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