The nails are in place Eagle. Come on down.
Sorry about the TV though, mine is less than half that size. Hell that big one would even fit in my house.
The nails are in place Eagle. Come on down.
Sorry about the TV though, mine is less than half that size. Hell that big one would even fit in my house.
No problem B.P. ; Between you and me we can make a video room for it. I'll be sure to bring all my construction tools along. Only problem we have are the wives. Do you have a B.O.L. in case we have to hide out?Originally Posted by bacpacker
But in total reality if I could spend that kind of money it sure as hell wouldn't be on a T.V.
If the wifes get all worked up, we can go to the basement and reload some ammo. That or head out to the chicken coop.
Yeah there is no way I'd blow 10 grand on a TV. I wouldn't go $1000 for one.
BEING A FARMER IS TOUGH!
A farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman
dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked,
"Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked," are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn,
the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn,
and now I think I'm gonna get fu**ed out of my peaches.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her husband was treated recently, he has lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied,“The man was admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight...”
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.
Did you guys hear Lincoln is doing well in theaters.....
Historically this isn't the case.
The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again,
"Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
How mini wheat's are made. (Caution::: Will wet pants if not careful)
I am me,
I am free,
You can not change me.
If you try, you will see,
That I am unchangeable,
Because I am me.
My wife hosted a dinner party for Family, far and wide, and everyone was encouraged to bring all their children as well......
All through dinner my four-year-old niece stared at me sitting across
from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.
I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in
place but, nothing stopped her from staring at me.
I tried my best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for me.
I finally asked her "Why are you staring at me?"
Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went
quiet for her response.
My little niece said: "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish."
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
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