Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
"When the world is at peace, a gentleman keeps his sword by his side"
Now that was unsuspected. LOL I guess I'm a Jew too.
You don't need to be the strongest
or the most intelligent to survive
but by having the right tools and
the adaptability of change
is where you will prevail.
Inglourious Basterds
Last edited by IDTANDY; 06-09-2012 at 02:06 AM.
"When the world is at peace, a gentleman keeps his sword by his side"
I've been traveling outside in the cyberspace world of Prepping/Survival and I've learned:
1) The AK-15 is Better tha the AR-47
2) You're an idiot if you don't buy gold
3) You're an idiot if you do buy gold
4) The world is ending 12/21/2012 because the Mayans said so.
5) you need at least 5000 rounds of ammo for every gun you own
6) The Leatherman is the greatest thing since the wheel
7) The NWO is in place we just aren't aware of it.
8) The Illuminati put the Mayans up to it
9) Canada is a Mythical Realm where the fallen heroes go to feast and fish
10) If you don't have Mountain House foods to last a year, you aren't prepared
11) If you have Mountain House foods to last a year you still aren't prepared
12) You can make a kayak out of bamboo and duct tape
13) Unless your BOV is a (insert brand loyalty here) you will most likely not survive and if you do it will be a miracle!
14) You can't survive in CA,NY,CT,OR,ID,MT,MO,AL,MS,FL,TN.................. .you get the idea
15) The only state you can survive in is TN,CO,ID..........see 14 above
16) Glocks are best
17) 1911s are best
18) Bear Grylls is nothing short of a superhero
19) Bear Grylls is an idiot that drinks his own urine, preferably with a gin chaser
20) James Wesley, Rowles has the inside track on preparedness
21) James Wesley, Rowles is just out to sell books
22) If you don't have all the tactical gear currently available you are woefully unprepared
23) If a rifle isn't black, it can hardly be considered adequate
24) The Mayans are pissed that people are buying all the gold so they will destroy the world on 12/21/2012
As I run across more of these pearls of wisdom I will share them for our mutual benefit
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me Liberty or give me death." Patrick Henry, Virginia House of Burgesses, March 23, 1775
Quo Vadis?
Luke 22:36, And he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
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Grumpy ; You are the all seeing oracle and wizard behind the curtain.
All Hail The One ; The Only!!!!!!! MAXIMUS GRUMPUS!!!!!!!
Last edited by eagle326; 06-19-2012 at 02:03 AM.
That about sums it up....
The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $100?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes ." A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money.
"You finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $100 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added ... "it's not a Porch -- it's an Audi."
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
Now that one is funny.............
Just because we are peaceful does not mean we have forgotten how to be violent.
LMAOOriginally Posted by Grumpy Old Man
WARNING: This post may contain material offensive to those who lack wit, humor, common sense and/or supporting factual or anecdotal evidence. All statements and assertions contained herein may be subject to but not limited to: irony, metaphor, allusion and dripping sarcasm.
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