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    A laugh a minute
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    I am me,
    I am free,
    You can not change me.

    If you try, you will see,
    That I am unchangeable,
    Because I am me.

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    I am me,
    I am free,
    You can not change me.

    If you try, you will see,
    That I am unchangeable,
    Because I am me.

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    Closest call ever.....EVER.....how thick do you think a beret is?



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    or this....

    The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    Only the link.....if they were offended before....this will set them off....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1pHR...ature=youtu.be
    The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    Paradoxical Quote of The Day From Ben Stein:

    "Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they
    are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen."
    Now add this, "Many of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are
    citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy
    insurance because they are citizens."
    The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.

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    For the Love of Cats


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    “We’re so self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. “Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.” And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. Save the planet, we don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. I’m tired of this shit. I’m tired of f-ing Earth Day. I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is that there aren’t enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world safe for Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don’t give a shit about the planet. Not in the abstract they don’t. You know what they’re interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They’re worried that some day in the future they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn’t impress me.

    The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles … hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages … And we think some plastic bags and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet isn’t going anywhere. WE are!

    We’re going away. Pack your shit, folks. We’re going away. And we won’t leave much of a trace, either. Maybe a little Styrofoam … The planet’ll be here and we’ll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet’ll shake us off like a bad case of fleas.

    The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we’re gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, ’cause that’s what it does. It’s a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed. And if it’s true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new paradigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn’t share our prejudice toward plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?”

    Plastic… asshole.”
    ― George Carlin
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.

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    Does NOT use a snake bit sucker kit on snake bits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echo2 View Post
    LANGUAGE WARNING....But this is the funniest thing I've seen in the last year....

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/308054/
    That deserves a Friday Cheer!!!
    You don't need to be the strongest
    or the most intelligent to survive
    but by having the right tools and
    the adaptability of change
    is where you will prevail.

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