Three little ducks go into a bar.
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asks the first duck.
"Huey," he replies.
"How's your day been Huey?"
Great. In and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" says Huey.
"Oh, that's nice," says the bartender.
He turns to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," is the reply.
"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asks.
"In and out of puddles all day myself. Great day. What more could a duck want?"
The bartender turns to the third duck and says, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she says, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."