Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
Some people here, raise cute cuddly chickens for food...
Some raise loving fish...
I've been wracking my brain as to what I could raise, that takes minimum effort or $ outlay...
And lo and behold, whilst perusing kijiji I came across an ad:
FREE KITTENS
And the light bulb clicked on.
So I went to check them out:
I can just keep a water dish full... they can sate themselves on the mice and chipmonks around my place, and every six months or so all the females will drop a load of kittens.
Renewable food source.
How awesome is that, eh Ladyhawk???
rofl
breakfast:
lunch:
dinner:
Last edited by Sniper-T; 10-20-2014 at 06:37 PM. Reason: edited to add a greater level of antaonism...
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
Just sitting back waiting for the fur to fly!
This outta be fun
Last edited by bacpacker; 10-20-2014 at 09:51 PM.
Do they really taste like chicken??
Sometimes I wonder...
"Why is that frisbee getting bigger?"
and then it hits me!
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids, what do they need at home? 1st kid says "A computer". Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.
Johnny pops up and says: "At my house we don't need anything."
Teacher asks him to think again as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, "Nope I'm sure!
When my sister started dating
I remember Dad saying, “Well, that's the last fucking thing we need."
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
Explain this one to mom...
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
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