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    CIA Official Breaks Silence on Extraterrestrials

    Makes you fell so insignificant don't it? We have our little "threats" that we worry about here on good'ol planet Earth. But ya never really think about when those Fleshy Eyed Mutants decide to come down and wipe up out!

    OK, ok, ok, must make amour piercing, silver plated, depleated uranium tipped tracer bullets for this one.............338 or .50 cal?


    Be safe.............the night is your friend.

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    Let him know if you need 550 cord, a hank of generic rope, and some duct tape

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    I'll just call Will Smith.


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    At the same time, although very convincing, nothing proves that this man was even affiliated with the CIA.

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    Hey, nothing says he wasn't. But i love this kinda stuff. Besides, you actually think we are all alone on this rock? Looking at this vast expanse of darkness that we call space on many a moonless night. I have serious doubts we alone in the universe. So the old man tells his tale, I enjoyed it.
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    This kinda stuff cracks me up
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    plenty of extra room "down his pants"
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    That was pretty good entertainment, thanks for posting!
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    Another non believer when are you people going to learn, it ain't just looters and commies and disaster we gotta prepare for. it's the "Greys" too.
    Be safe.............the night is your friend.

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