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  1. 11-27-2013, 04:41 PM #1
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    Damn!! :) Tom is back again

    Every year he shows up at the house. Butt ass naked ; no feet. Lost his head somewhere and looking very empty inside.
    So as usual I'll mix up something to stuff him with so he's full. Can't do anything about the head and feet as I don't have any extra laying around. But I'll put him in a nice warm oven to heat him up and baste him with butter until he's golden brown. Then I'll have him over to the dinning room for dinner as the main course ;ERR I mean honored guest.


    So all you Ants have a joyous; safe and happy Thanksgiving remembering all our blessings.
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  2. 11-27-2013, 05:10 PM #2
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    Don't forget to remove the little package inside. Yes, it happened last year at my daughters house. Her and I were the only ones that knew, so it turned out ok.
    Its easy when times get rough to forget how many blessings in life one really has. But we all have quite a few. So, yes, safe and happy wishes to the whole colony.
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  3. 11-27-2013, 06:57 PM #3
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    Do NOT mess with him while he's pumping gas.

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    Same to you guys, we're having Steaksgiving here. Cooking them over an open fire. Gonna be good.
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  4. 11-27-2013, 07:59 PM #4
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    Way to be different!

    My inlaws aren't much on 'change' so the year I cooked up thanksgiving lobsters still comes up unfavourably

    damn ingrates!
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper-T View Post
    Way to be different!

    My inlaws aren't much on 'change' so the year I cooked up thanksgiving lobsters still comes up unfavourably

    damn ingrates!
    lol

    Hell my wife would kick Tom's ass to the curb and be smiling at you waiting on the lobster. She's a lobster freak . Nobody's lobster is safe if left unattended.
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  6. 11-27-2013, 08:12 PM #6
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  7. 11-27-2013, 11:35 PM #7
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    No damn lobsters here this season. The water stinks and is dirty.
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    Im more than willing to come over for thanksgiving lobster!!!!!
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  9. 11-28-2013, 04:27 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper-T View Post
    Way to be different!

    My inlaws aren't much on 'change' so the year I cooked up thanksgiving lobsters still comes up unfavourably

    damn ingrates!
    lol
    You are welcome to cook at our house...I would even lock the cat in the closet for lobster!
    I apologize for nothing...
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  10. 11-28-2013, 11:46 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladyhk13 View Post
    You are welcome to cook at our house...I would even lock the cat in the closet for lobster!

    Why do I have that bad feeling that none of us would get near the lobster until you and my wife get yours.
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