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    How to catch a wild pig

    Wild Pigs - A Reminder For All

    A thought to remember, Marx said, "Remove one freedom per generation and soon you
    will have no freedom and no one would have noticed."

    There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students
    in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an
    exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter.

    The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime. In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.

    The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free food. "When
    they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the
    fence. "They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. "The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to
    eat that free corn again. You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."

    The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening in America . The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco
    subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare entitlements, medicine, drugs, etc., while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.

    One should always remember two truths: There is no such thing as a free lunch, and you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. If you see that all of this wonderful government "help" is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America , you might want to share this with your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life, then you will probably not share this. BUT, God help us all when the gate slams shut!

    Quote for today: "The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered."
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    Excellent post and so very true. I read this story many years ago but had forgotten about it. Thanks for the post.

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    ^ Awesome post!!!
    Don't wrestle with pigs; you'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it!

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    This is so true. The last line is so true. So when the leaches are the ones in charge the hemorrhaging will soon turn into a flood.

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    Kind of cliche but have any of you seen V for Vendetta? Not on tv because they edit a lot out. Pretty much the government makes a mass outbreak of disease on purpose in order to get complete control of the country through fear. Sound familiar? Ebola? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

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    RIP, brother. We are diminshed.
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    so true. corn is the ticket! LOL glad i don't eat the stuff. LOL

    i have read that before. it makes a good analogy. wished more could see the problem we are facing for our future.
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    FREE CORN.....where do I sign up for it. Does it come with free cheese...oh, it does, I'll take some of that then. Oh...there's more, free plastic debt cards that lets me get more free corn, and cheese, oh...and milk, peanut butter, bread...well, can I have some free steak? I can?! Well then let me get a bigger box. What's that, it comes with a free bigger box, well I'll take that then too! Oh, but now it's to heavy for me to carry to my car...oh thank you, that's mighty kind of you. To bad I have to drive all the way back into the country. It sure seems inconvenient to have to drive...no...really, I can get a free apartment? But what about my three kids? They each can have their own room, really? Well, I think that's way TOO much...but if you insist. You know what,my cell phone is mighty expensive, can you give me that too, or is it too much to ask? Now you are being just way to nice, I'm sorry...I didn't catch your name...Mr. Obama...it's a pleasure to meet you.
    Why don't you come on over tonight? I can thank you properly for all your help. Since we are all going to be screwed over by you in the end, I might as well get it over now.

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