LOL, I wasnt going to say it... But I guess someone had to!Originally Posted by jamesneuen
LOL, I wasnt going to say it... But I guess someone had to!
RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
Its fine to have one,
Its fine to be proud of it,
But please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around,
And PLEASE dont try to force it down my children's throats.
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
You made do with me as you wish before feeding me to the bears, my wife is yours for the taking, but if even for 1 minute, you think you are going to harm even one hair on his furry little head, you will feel Brothers full wrath upon you...and then may God have mercy upon your soul!
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Lol
yum yum. That would make a couple of awesome end nibblies on a six foot shish kabob, cooked over an open fire, basted with a sweet pineapple honey glaze with garlic stuffed onion stuffed peppers, and oyster mushroom stuffed crimini mushroom stuffed portabello mushroom balls.
Served with a red wine reduction fire glazed with pine nuts and couscous, and of course, with a nice Chianti and fava beans...
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
You sir have just been kicked out of my little group!
We don't need you or your many tons of supplies, because Brother will catch and bring to me a dead field mouse any time I want one. Yum yum!
Dude, you are too paranoid... your cats are more than welcome at my place... At least once!
To prove it I'll whip up some nice kitty-cordon-blue, for everyone... else!
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
There we were, standing in the pouring rain, shivering from the cold, when I saw...no felt it. It was as if I was being warmed from the inside out, and even in the rain, I no longer felt the cold of the water pulling the heat from my bones. Your act of kindness to take us in, your ability to transform the wretched mass of downtrodden souls into the hopeful light of true, pure goodness made our hearts want to burst from pure joy....then you say at least once.
yep... dude!
nom, nom, nom
here kitty
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
In case anyone didn't know... EE&BE = "escape, evade and be elsewhere"
And no, I am not a feliphage. I had Kae Go Gi ONCE when in Korea and got laughed at for three solid days.
The Kingdom of Nye has advantages in that only the most despairing and desperate would venture much off the roads..... or ON the roads, come to that.
As to that family of four?
This is the best I got.
"Freeze. Hands high. I'm out here with myself and supplies for one. Turn around and head back the way you came. This is your only warning."
It beats dispatching them out of hand.
No, it's not perfect. I leave perfection in the hands of Deity... (looks around at the assembled, seeing a conspicuous lack of deities here.)
Ok now what if they refuse to leave? The father stands begging and pleading for food and shelter for his family while having nothing to contribute?
Or even better, what happens when the group of offroading hillbillies who got stuck decide that what you have should belong to them? Do you invite them to stay or take your chances being judge Judy and executioner?
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