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    looking at their tools while posting pictures of mine.
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    Being married..obviously I wasn't having sex. Being single again, I hope to change that. I've heard its a good way to spend a few extra minutes.
    "Teach the children quietly
    For someday sons and daughters
    Will rise up and fight while we stood still"

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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    stark assed naked and butt to nut with no issues
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    Quote Originally Posted by Domeguy View Post
    Being married..obviously I wasn't having sex. Being single again, I hope to change that. I've heard its a good way to spend a few extra minutes.

    Minutes?!?!? Minutes?!?!?!

    30 seconds... that includes cuddle time and a cigarette.
    RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
    Its fine to have one,
    Its fine to be proud of it,
    But please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around,
    And PLEASE dont try to force it down my children's throats.

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    looking at their tools while posting pictures of mine.
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    Well what can I say...some of us are more interested in pleasing others first...I just have that natural gift to make women happy. It usually starts the second after the Judge grants the divorce to be final.
    "Teach the children quietly
    For someday sons and daughters
    Will rise up and fight while we stood still"

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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    I'll most likely shit myself



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    You are Killin me DG.

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    DG my final hearing is in August after 4 years. I will remind you that a man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle!
    Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me Liberty or give me death." Patrick Henry, Virginia House of Burgesses, March 23, 1775

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    plenty of extra room "down his pants"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormfeather View Post
    ...and a cigarette.


    You should think of switching, 100's last longer...

    EB
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy Old Man View Post
    DG my final hearing is in August after 4 years. I will remind you that a man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle!
    G0M, I'm sorry to hear that, or congratulations....which ever the case may be.
    "Teach the children quietly
    For someday sons and daughters
    Will rise up and fight while we stood still"

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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    Dont worry about shitting yourself
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    You guys are just bad, bad I say.



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    Bacon saver

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElevenBravo View Post


    You should think of switching, 100's last longer...

    EB
    Actually I still smoke the full flavor. Bad Rat, bad rat......he, he...
    Be safe.............the night is your friend.

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    Dont worry about shitting yourself
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    Shit, for only 30 seconds, I wouldn't even bother, myself.

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