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    Situational alert

    Declassified information has come across my desk this morning to which I believe my fellow Ants should know.

    One of our brothers has been on a solo mission of Escape and Evade maneuvers for the past year. Intel says he portrayed a father ; husband ; gray man ;business man ; party animal ; sushi connoisseur and many more . The other ruses are still classified.
    Since April 15th. of last year his mission start date he has walked hidden unbeaten paths ; operated in public sometimes low profile ; yet other times a higher profile. A man of many faces and traits.

    Declassified intel states his mission was to plot a course to see if he could circumvent another trip around the sun successfully. After action reports state mission was a complete success and today our brother Stormy is here-by ordered to have a great celebratory day of getting born until it hurts.

    The damn guy is just sneaky good at what he does.

    Have a joyous day today my brother. A big HOORAH & AIRBORNE to you.

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    For the Love of Cats


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    lol.

    Party hard Stormy, we shall all celebrate the anniversary of your birth.
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

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    I'll most likely shit myself



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    Happy getting born day Stormy. Have a great one

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    .... can we add, recipient of the Humongous Hangover award to that list of accolades? My head hurts....
    RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
    Its fine to have one,
    Its fine to be proud of it,
    But please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around,
    And PLEASE dont try to force it down my children's throats.

    An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormfeather View Post
    .... can we add, recipient of the Humongous Hangover award to that list of accolades? My head hurts....
    (Stormy is here-by ordered to have a great celebratory day of getting born until it hurts.)

    This was the hangover part brother.
    Last edited by eagle326; 04-18-2017 at 01:06 AM.

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    Dont worry about shitting yourself
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    Happy Birthday Stormy, if a bit late.

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    Hey, only a week late for the extraction, but I'm here! Happy birthday bro, hope all was there to enjoy it with ya. It's not often one would get to celebrate a b-day. Enjoy it while you can, cause the hangovers only get better as you get older.........trust me. Keep workin it, just one more, trust me...........
    Be safe.............the night is your friend.

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    Happy belated escape from the vag day big man


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    Dont worry about shitting yourself
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    What is this hangover thing that keeps getting mentioned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormfeather View Post
    .... can we add, recipient of the Humongous Hangover award to that list of accolades? My head hurts....
    I believe this should answer your question, Gunfixer
    Be safe.............the night is your friend.

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