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    For the Love of Cats


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    Damn Bears!!

    Woke up the other day and found my bird feeder thus:



    Season or not, he may have to go!
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    Wants you to "look at what he's holding tonight".


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    I hope we never get bears.
    "When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes DUTY!" - Thomas Jefferson

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    plenty of extra room "down his pants"
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    Whatever you do, dont tell anyone about Ol'Yeller...

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    Shoot him. My uncle had trouble with black bear killing calves and goats on his place. He would kill 3 or 4 bears a year that were after his livestock.
    It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

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    Do NOT mess with him while he's pumping gas.

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    Just run out there and punch it in the nose.
    Common sense is so rare these days, it should be re-classified as a super power.

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    unfortunately he only has been coming around at night.

    If he does it again, I'll have to track him and find out where he sleeps for the day.

    First time in 8 years I didn't shoot one in my yard during spring season, and now he comes around. Grr.
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ak474u View Post
    Just run out there and punch it in the nose.
    You know he would, right?
    Consilio et animis

    Essayons!

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    Damn the propane, save the bacon!


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    I say bull slap him....(Wild Hogs throw back)
    Be ready now, you won't have that chance later.

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    We live in Australia so we don't get bears

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    Set him out a picnic basket..."hey boo-boo"...

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