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    plenty of extra room "down his pants"
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    You simply do a horizontal flip and its all readable again.
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    The source of all known trouble in the universe



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    Quote Originally Posted by ElevenBravo View Post
    You simply do a horizontal flip and its all readable again.
    Yeah, easy to do, but did you notice it before he mentioned it? Because, I didn't!!
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    For the Love of Cats


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    it also may not be a selfie, perhaps he is simply posing with his phone and his mommy took the picture.

    lol

    and no, I didn't think of it either.
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    plenty of extra room "down his pants"
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    Ive been doing photoshop, digital photography and video for over 15 years... I noticed it right away.
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    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    He's old and grumpy, but not fat. He'll be right back...he has to go tell some kids to get off his lawn

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    Someone must have visited Sicily. Been there, brought my own.
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    looking at their tools while posting pictures of mine.
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    Rustic weave...lmao...now that was funny.
    "Teach the children quietly
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    Do you have a robot?
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    That is John Wayne toilet paper, rough and tough and doesn't take shit of anyone.
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    Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.

    They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.

    The angel said "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted."

    The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

    The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.

    The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word.

    The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."

    Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?

    "Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are."
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    I'll most likely shit myself



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    Dolly, Dolly, she's the best. She's got mountian's on her chest.

    Why does Dolly have such skinny legs? Nothing grows in the shade.

    How can you recognize Dolly's kids? They are the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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