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They say that the cockroaches will be the last creature alive on this earth.
I intend on being the last person alive still stomping cockroaches.
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manger
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
crib
Just because we are peaceful does not mean we have forgotten how to be violent.
Sheet
ghost
They say that the cockroaches will be the last creature alive on this earth.
I intend on being the last person alive still stomping cockroaches.
warrior (native american reference)
RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
Its fine to have one,
Its fine to be proud of it,
But please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around,
And PLEASE dont try to force it down my children's throats.
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
Indian
Don't wrestle with pigs; you'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it!
Cowboy
They say that the cockroaches will be the last creature alive on this earth.
I intend on being the last person alive still stomping cockroaches.
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