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Common sense is so rare these days, it should be re-classified as a super power.
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Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
Tater
"Ya need a hug, or a twinkee? Wait..forget the twinkie". - Dropy
"I'll be in my bunk" Jayne Cobb
'Catch, sauté, and release...' Sniper-T
'Always smile... it makes people wonder what the fuck you are thinking!' Sniper-T
Body Armor is not bullet proof, it is only bullet resistant.* Learn to become strictly a head hunter.*
'All I really needed was a hug'............ Domeguy
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WARNING: This post may contain material offensive to those who lack wit, humor, common sense and/or supporting factual or anecdotal evidence. All statements and assertions contained herein may be subject to but not limited to: irony, metaphor, allusion and dripping sarcasm.
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Don't wrestle with pigs; you'll get all muddy and the pigs will love it!
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"Ya need a hug, or a twinkee? Wait..forget the twinkie". - Dropy
"I'll be in my bunk" Jayne Cobb
'Catch, sauté, and release...' Sniper-T
'Always smile... it makes people wonder what the fuck you are thinking!' Sniper-T
Body Armor is not bullet proof, it is only bullet resistant.* Learn to become strictly a head hunter.*
'All I really needed was a hug'............ Domeguy
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Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
Bacon!!!
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