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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownwater Riverrat 13 View Post
    Could we just get on with it? I mean really, Ebola, Isis, Illegals, can we just implode this country and get on with the cleansing and putting it back together before I die of old age. I really want to smile before I die.

    Yeah I scored 11 out of 11! Hoo-Yah! OK so maybe I should have started off with this line?

    Ain't that the truth. Staring to feel like a red headed step child and or the 3rd. string quarterback on some football team.
    SOMEBODY please put some excitement in my life before I'm too old to remember what the hell excitement is or before I'm too old to hit my target CENTER MASS.

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    Wants to know if that is a nut tool for a fire hydrant nozzle


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    Good 2 go. Solid.

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    Do NOT mess with him while he's pumping gas.

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    11/11.
    Common sense is so rare these days, it should be re-classified as a super power.

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    I'll most likely shit myself



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    11 up, 11 down

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    stark assed naked and butt to nut with no issues
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    I dont get it. . . What did I do wrong?

    You Will Survive One Day

    Yikes. We hate to break it to you, but in the event of a zombie apocalypse, you may be the one getting chomped on while your friends get away. Hey, someone has to, right? Way to be a team player! Your best bet is to share this quiz with your friends, find the ones that are ready for the apocalypse, and figure out where they’ll be the day the walkers take over.
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    An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.

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    Bacon saver

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    At's my boy! Take one for the team, you go port, I'll go starboard, meet you at the stern and we'll debark, twist the wick and get the fuck out of Dodge. ...............YO, Stormy?
    Be safe.............the night is your friend.

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    For the Love of Cats


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    Alright Stormy! You can be part of my MAG group any day! Well at least for one day. lol
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    RIP, brother. We are diminshed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormfeather View Post
    I dont get it. . . What did I do wrong?
    Stormy, come on man, really??? 1 day? shit man, come on down here and i'll protect you. man i would hate for you to miss out on all the fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownwater Riverrat 13 View Post
    At's my boy! Take one for the team, you go port, I'll go starboard, meet you at the stern and we'll debark, twist the wick and get the fuck out of Dodge. ...............YO, Stormy?
    i LIKE IT!
    "Ya need a hug, or a twinkee? Wait..forget the twinkie". - Dropy

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    'Always smile... it makes people wonder what the fuck you are thinking!' Sniper-T

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    Do you have a robot?
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    You only have to be faster than the guy behind you....that is unless you are swarmed then you are screwed.

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    For the Love of Cats


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    ^
    like the woman who survived an attacking Grizzley bear with nothing but a single shot pistol loaded with a .22 short...

    As the bear charged, she calmly drew her weapon, took careful aim and then shot her boyfriend in the knee.
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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