did you guys write my vows too? although it was my wife who emphasized this one!
did you guys write my vows too? although it was my wife who emphasized this one!
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
Mmmm.... Pain....
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
I thought it was "If'n you don't work, you get hurt" oh, that was the Navy. But I'm glad to see everyone here has read the same survival medtech manual that I use. I told ya'll we'd mesh well after the apocalypse! This is going to be so much fun! I get to use the hot poker on him next! Honey get the epi pen in case he passes out this time! Man this is like being back in the littler box again!
Be safe.............the night is your friend.
man, tough crowd you are... talk of peroxide and squeezing, dirt, hot pokers, medieval times, children, coloring books and marriage vows.
some of you are off your nut. i like it. but, alas i will pass on the medical advice, i want to be able to see/use my spot in the chicken coop. now that we have a 'pecking' order so to speak.
i plan on getting out tomorrow. heading over to a buddies place to see about the hive tops that never got finished. funny thing with him, his ambition/motivation seems to be tied too my health. go figure. plan on taking it real easy, per Lauren's instructions.
be well, my forum family.
"Ya need a hug, or a twinkee? Wait..forget the twinkie". - Dropy
"I'll be in my bunk" Jayne Cobb
'Catch, sauté, and release...' Sniper-T
'Always smile... it makes people wonder what the fuck you are thinking!' Sniper-T
Body Armor is not bullet proof, it is only bullet resistant.* Learn to become strictly a head hunter.*
'All I really needed was a hug'............ Domeguy
Stay out of trouble, Oh hey did I mention that you can take a jar full of bees and place the jar lid side down against the skin next to the wound and unscrew the lid and slide the jar over the wound and smack the shit out of the jar a couple of times? Well all of the venom from the bee stingers produce a huge welt that looks really cool................it doesn't do much for your problem but it looks cool. Just before you pass out, you call LadyHK and she comes over and stabs you with an Epi pen and we all chase you around the yard. Then we have tasty beverages and talk about how stupid, uh I mean brave you were. Hope you get the tops for the hives...........
Be safe.............the night is your friend.
It's all about looking cool!
Pain heals
Chicks dig scars!
Glory... lasts forever!
-SF
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
Right after we roll him in honey and toss him in bear cave with a knife for skinning.
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