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Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
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They say that the cockroaches will be the last creature alive on this earth.
I intend on being the last person alive still stomping cockroaches.
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