Nope, I still ain't buyin this one. I think the dude's droppin acid man! Does his wife even know about this shit? I mean I been across the pond a few times, stopped on a lilly pad or two but I ain't never seen the locals waxin chickens. Pressin ducks and stickin them up in the windows. A few headless animals running around but not waxin chickins! That's just perverted..........hell, and I'm Navy.