Quote Originally Posted by Domeguy View Post
DUH...I’m surprised our resident expert Sniper-T hasn’t figured this one out yet! I got 2 words for you...drone and cat... ok, maybe add a few more like paracord, duct tape, little kitty safety helmet, little kitty parachute, little kitty ejection seat...but I think you get the picture. Not more woodpecker!
Oh, come on Domey, that's the first thing I tried... You should know better! I am sad to report that my cats didn't like the noise from the drone and attacked the kevlar and graphite blades... I had to call WarAmps. but did have some nice drumsticks.

Plan B was a modified Catapult, but sadly, in the air birds have a distinct advantage. Despite my Sniper-esque aim, and rapid reloading, the end result was Rat-A-Tat-Tat, three perforated helmets, and three lobotomized cats.

On the plus side, they had far less attitude after and were content to lay in bed and drool (kinda like you, Salmon fishing)

They only saving grace to this whole experiment, is that they were made of meat!

Oh, and everyone has kittens to give away to replace them...

Trebuchet, perhaps? with the projectiles covered in oil and lit...