JustAPrepper
12-12-2011, 07:16 PM
Or adults who don't mind a little "poop" humor.:p
Back in the day when I used to do a ton of baking I'd attach a baggie of Snowman Poop to every basket of baked goodies I made during the holidays. Everybody loved it.
Snowman Poop
Find a clip art picture of a snowman and print this poem beside it:
I've heard you've been naughty
So here's the scoop
All you're getting for Christmas this year
Is Snowman Poop!
Put the paper in a baggie with a few miniature or regular (I always used regular) marshmallows.
For those with kids, you can put some in their stockings and tell them Frosty the Snowman pooped in their stocking. ;)
Reindeer Poop is something I discovered a few years ago. This is a No Bake Cookie recipe and it's actually really good! There's several recipes out there, some are more like granola, but this is the one I used...
Dry Ingredients
3 cups oats (quaker oats)
6 tablespoons cocoa powder
3 1/2 ounces flaked coconut
Liquid Ingredients
1/4 lb butter (not margarine)
2 cups white sugar
1/2 cup milk (not skim milk)
1 teaspoon
Put all the dry ingredients in a large bowl, stir together well.
In a large pot, bring the liquid to a boil.
Then take off the stove and add 1 teaspoon of vanilla.
Add liquid ingredients to the dry ingredients (not the other way around) and mix well until everything is wet.
Use a teaspoon to spoon the cookies onto waxed paper.
Let cool.
These cookies will dry out a bit and hold their shape but they never get really hard so I wouldn't put them in a stocking.
We had company that year and I didn't tell any one I made these. I shaped mine in to "poop" shapes, got up before every one else and strategically placed about a dozen or so all around the Christmas tree and stockings then I started yelling that Santa and his Reindeer had come and they pooped all over the house. Our guest was totally grossed out and thought the dogs had pooped everywhere until I bent down and started eating them. It was hysterical! :cool:
Back in the day when I used to do a ton of baking I'd attach a baggie of Snowman Poop to every basket of baked goodies I made during the holidays. Everybody loved it.
Snowman Poop
Find a clip art picture of a snowman and print this poem beside it:
I've heard you've been naughty
So here's the scoop
All you're getting for Christmas this year
Is Snowman Poop!
Put the paper in a baggie with a few miniature or regular (I always used regular) marshmallows.
For those with kids, you can put some in their stockings and tell them Frosty the Snowman pooped in their stocking. ;)
Reindeer Poop is something I discovered a few years ago. This is a No Bake Cookie recipe and it's actually really good! There's several recipes out there, some are more like granola, but this is the one I used...
Dry Ingredients
3 cups oats (quaker oats)
6 tablespoons cocoa powder
3 1/2 ounces flaked coconut
Liquid Ingredients
1/4 lb butter (not margarine)
2 cups white sugar
1/2 cup milk (not skim milk)
1 teaspoon
Put all the dry ingredients in a large bowl, stir together well.
In a large pot, bring the liquid to a boil.
Then take off the stove and add 1 teaspoon of vanilla.
Add liquid ingredients to the dry ingredients (not the other way around) and mix well until everything is wet.
Use a teaspoon to spoon the cookies onto waxed paper.
Let cool.
These cookies will dry out a bit and hold their shape but they never get really hard so I wouldn't put them in a stocking.
We had company that year and I didn't tell any one I made these. I shaped mine in to "poop" shapes, got up before every one else and strategically placed about a dozen or so all around the Christmas tree and stockings then I started yelling that Santa and his Reindeer had come and they pooped all over the house. Our guest was totally grossed out and thought the dogs had pooped everywhere until I bent down and started eating them. It was hysterical! :cool: