SHTFReady Mall Ninja Thread: Post your Mall Ninja Sightings Here

[izzyscout21]

We all have seen them. They're everywhere. This is the place to post pics of those rare Mall Ninja SIghtings

[izzyscout21]

I am about to define and describe the ancient and mysterious traditions of the rare mall ninja. Not to be confused with "nylon ninjas", or "keyboard commandos", these elite members of society are prepared to engage a foreign or domestic enemy at a moment's notice. Many are in training but only a few make it.



Definition
m-aal nin-jAH : An inexperienced (or even sometimes experienced), over-enthusiastic weapon owner (usually firearm), who's primary modus operandi (that's mall ninja talk) includes dressing and equipping for combat in an otherwise peaceful urban environment. The mall ninja can often be found carrying more than one weapon of the same type, handcuffs (although legally unable to perform an arrest), wearing ballistic vests or tactical gear while performing mundane daily tasks such as mowing the lawn.


Characteristics
Sex: Primarily males
Age: Teens to 40's
Race/Ethnicity: Primarily caucasian
Body Type: Often overweight, sporting a gut, however the occasional athletic mall ninja can be spotted and may be harder to identify until spoken to.
Marital Status: Often Single/Virgin but more increasingly Married/Neglected
Hair: Short to Long
Extracurricular Activities: Posing for pictures to post online, weaving tales of heroism and danger, bragging, spurts of exercise, watching war movies for 'tactics', watching the tv show "Cops", buying a foregrip or laser for their DPMS AR-15 (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005VNY56Q/) or pistol, worrying more about how deadly they look than about the car that is about to run them over.

Notes: Often are adament about a particular brand of gun or knife, camo, nylon etc., they will get into intense debates with anyone who says otherwise. "Fatal funnel", "tactical", "assault", "high-risk", and "hostiles" are all common vernacular. Mall ninjas publicly decry violence but secretly dream of getting into fights because they always win. They often walk around looking for a trigger event that could spark another bloodfest of which they will come out the sole victor while occasionally saving a beautiful [single] young woman. Mall ninjas prepare for "active shooter" scenarios to demonstrate their combat evasion rolls like they do while playing Counter Strike or Call of Duty (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dvideogames&field-keywords=call+of+duty). Carrying more than one blade or flashlight is not uncommon.

Most mall ninjas will brag about their skills (even if they have none), and their desire to join the Navy SEALs, SWAT, or a "sniper team" but they can't cause they were injured or too deadly. They often talk about the very fact they are carrying a weapon or show it off. Sometimes they will stretch or turn just so you get a glimpse of their "cold steel". Statements such as "stay here, let me check it out", "don't worry, I am armed", or "you are safe now, I have a gun" usually precede a public incident. It is believed that mall ninjas practice in their bathroom mirrors quick-drawing a knife, gun, or one in each hand. It has yet to be proven, but is most likely true. Some species attempt to "dual wield" but usually suck twice as badly as they did with one weapon.


Philosophies
a. "Two guns are better than one, but three is best"
b. "If it's got rails, slap a laser on it"
c. "It's not tactical if it's not black"
d. "Morale patches make the outfit"
e. "Unused PALS webbing = unprepared"
f. "More bandoliers the better"
g. "Threats over the internet are just as valid as face to face"
h. "DVD training = combat experience"
i. "Safety training? Who needs that? This is war!"
j. "You never know when you might need a pair of handcuffs"
k. "When possible, pack a sword"
l. "More mags = more kills"
m. "The chicks dig it"
n. "Watch this!"
o. "A story repeated, is another moment of glory"
p. "Less than lethal is just that - less"
q. "Why go around, when you can go over"
r. "I'm not supposed to talk about it"
s. "The bigger the knife, the better at knife-fighting"


Heroes
1. Chuck Norris
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E168031398105589) Turtles
3. Rambo
4.Bruce Willis
5. The A-Team
6. Paul Blart
7. Jean-Claude VanDamme
8. Tony Jaa
9. Arnold Schwarzenegger
10. John Wayne (http://www.amazon.com/John-Wayne/e/B000APQG3U)




Habitats
1. Their mother's house/basement
2. Their computer
3. The mall
4. Paint ball / Airsoft events
5. Gun shows
6. Gun ranges
7. Gun stores
8. Knife shows
9. Military battle reenactments
10. Any public place where a random fire fight, with multiple hostiles, may break out


Cinematic Tributes
1. Mall Cop
2. Observe & Report



Be on the look out for
- camo pajamas
- thigh holsters
- boot blousing
- a desert eagle when a 1911 would suffice
- pistol bayonets
- tactical .22 rifles
- shotgun heat shields
- "breach" style muzzle brakes
- subscription to "Soldier of Fortune" magazine
- ball caps that say "SWAT"
- calling magazines "clips"
- airsoft guns
- Punisher stickers on a gun
- bragging about having a CCW




Words/Phrases Often Associated With Mall Ninjas
1. "Show off"
2. "Tacticool"
3. "Dork"
4. "Virgin"
5. "Public Nuisance"
6. "Harmless"
7. "Just In Case"
8. "Cosplay"
9. "Momma's Boy"
10. "Attention Whore"

[izzyscout21]

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[izzyscout21]

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[izzyscout21]

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[izzyscout21]

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[izzyscout21]

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[izzyscout21]

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[izzyscout21]

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[izzyscout21]

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[izzyscout21]

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[ak474u]

Awesome, I found a video I saw online the other day, it's basically MOLLE hell, ENJOY!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrAIFP2pfew

[Twitchy]

http://www.thegunzone.com/images/gunkid-t.jpg

Who recognizes our friend here?

(hint, he was the most famous mall ninja nutcase of his time)

[izzyscout21]

http://www.thegunzone.com/images/gunkid-t.jpg

Who recognizes our friend here?

(hint, he was the most famous mall ninja nutcase of his time)


I believe that to be GUNKID

[mitunnelrat]

I believe so too.

I love this thread btw, it got me laughing pretty good, and I think there's a couple items on the description list that could be applied to some of us here.... lol

Punisher emblems on your weapons, anyone? ;)

On a side note, I really did go over the top at an OC picnic once, and was going to post a pic, but its copyrighted and I can't download it to share here. Probably just as well, my fat ass didn't look so hot with my AR on a single point, and my battle belt under my gut anyway.

[Grumpy Old Man]

GUNKID Returns!!!!!!! I heard he was in the joint down in Texas now. I wonder if they auctioned off his tactical wheelbarrow at the confiscated property auction? I always thought that would be a great addition to the garden. Anyway, ROFLMAO! Great thread Izzy.

[izzyscout21]

Thanks, Grumpy. I thought it would be fun. Adda little humor to your day. everyone feel free to post any mall ninja pics you come across

[The Stig]

http://operatorchan.org/cp/src/cp9813_MallNinja.jpg

[The Stig]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/mall%20ninja/do-not-touch15.jpg

Yea....her body-language isn't screaming "get your dick-beaters away from me you basement dwelling dork" or anything.

ETA: The "Major League Door-Kicker" patch on Ace McGay is very irritating to me. Don't get me wrong, I like morale patches too. But I also avoid any patch that gives any hint that I'm claiming to have done something in the military. IMO you don't get the right to wear anything that tries to imply you served unless....well....you served. Hell, I take name tapes off surplus BDU's. Even if I'm wearing them with tennis shoes and a Grateful-Dead Kimono I don't want anybody to assume I served.

The honor for those who rangered up and served is reserved entirely for those who raised the right hand and did the job. I don't want to do anything that would diminish that in any way. Morale patches that dance around promoting you served, when you didn't, is just a shitty way of riding the coat tails of those who sacrificed for our country.

Fun patches like "bacon and titties" or stuff like that is fine for us fat civilian types. Crusader patches, Major League Door Kickers, Calico Jacks, etc not so much.

/rant

[apssbc]

Stig your read my mind. After starting at the top....of the brunette and working my way down, my viewing pleasure was rudely interrupted at the pantie line by this ass clowns MLDC Patch. I like morale patches also but am in the same boat as you, I have none that imply that I have been there or anywhere for that fact.

This is my patch and it suits these pictures perfectly.
http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu198/emmettfire45/100_4100.jpg

[ak474u]

I like the infidel patches, and the Molon Labe / Texas style come and take it flag, Gadsden or the just the plain old US flag whether subdued or not, I wear a contractor cap with a subdued flag every day, if for nothing but to show support for those who fight, it irritates foreigners of the middle eastern persuasion too which is a huge bonus.

My faves, right now are

WWJBD? - what would jack bauer do?
Molon Labe - Classic patch of general defiance
Gadsden - No explanation needed
Goliad/Gonzales - TX style come and take it cannon
Subdued TX - I live here, and thus qualify to wear it lol
Subdued US - Once again, citizen, and supporter of those who wear it backward
Mall Ninja - Thanks Izzy, I think I'm gonna get it for my plate carrier, I'm sure a few PMC, Instructor, and active duty buddies would like it. Don't hate cause my gear is better, I do however run around making claims of grandeur, like "hey just the other day, I was in an attic, and it had inadequate insulation" That's the exciting-ness of my life these days. I've been in a hairy life or death situation that led to a hairy legal situation, but I haven't had to think back to remember what it was like to sleep in my own bed, or what air conditioning felt like, or what bathing daily was like, and though I have been in a car when the driver was shot in the face with a .410 at point blank, I've never watched a buddy get blown-up, and nobody has died in my arms regardless of all of the things I did in my attempt to save them, so I don't wear anything like "SNIPER, you can run but you'll only die tired" because I haven't earned it.

I do make an exception for people who are HISTORIC re-enactors, (not blackhawk down airsoft re-enactments) Those guys are preserving history for others, and in 60 years, maybe people will be able to tell the soldiers' stories from this generation thru a respectful portrayal of their uniforms etc.

[Gunfixr]

That's just bunch of funny shit right there.
I never seen so many mall ninja pics in one place, and Gunkid too.

[captainhippy]

Great thread. I hadn't seen Gunkid in years.. lmao

[izzyscout21]

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[izzyscout21]

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[Sniper-T]

^ At first glance, I thought he had "ALLAH" tattooed on his arm

:eek:

[izzyscout21]

Here we begin our eduactional series about the mall ninja. Let us first observe his weaponry. The following are his top 10 choices when he choses to arm himself.

#10

The AA-12


The first gun on our list is the Automatic Assault-12 (AA-12) shotgun, also known as the scariest fucking device on Earth to the ATF:

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/mall%20ninja/mall%20ninja%20guns/xdvz9z.jpg


You may have seen this beast on FutureWeapons, or maybe during one of those Youtube quests everybody's had at least once in their life. And I'm sure you thought it was hot shit. I mean, it's a drum fed, fully automatic shotgun! What's not to love? It fires buckshot, slugs, birdshot, flares, less-lethal rounds, and Frag-12 rounds. You know, shotgun rounds that fucking explode on impact! And it has a low recoil system so your shoulder doesn't take a Mike Tyson punch from 20 rounds.
Here's the problem... it's a shotgun. The ammunition and the magazines that house it are huge. The 10 round magazine is a big as a brick. The 20 round drum is as bulky as Rosie O'Donnell. You'll be lucky if you can carry more than two or three spare magazines, tops. And the weapon is firing these rounds on full-auto. Do the math on this one, full-auto, 20 rounds. That about a good five seconds of ass-kicking fun. But once your unstoppable beheamoth runs dry, you're boned. And the truth is, you don't *need* to send that much shotgun spew down range. The shotgun is a close range single purpose weapon. Trying to make it a multi-purpose assault weapon is like trying to make a cookie out of cat-shit. It might look like a cookie, but it still tastes like cat shit.
Oh, but lets not forget the HAMMER system! Oh yeah, lets slap two of these fuckers together, mount them upside down, and remotely fire them from the top of a vehicle:

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/mall%20ninja/mall%20ninja%20guns/1113spj.jpg


GREAT idea. Except when those 40 rounds are done in about ten seconds and you now have a nice roof ornament. If you're in combat, chances are you don't want to poke your head out and reload these things

[izzyscout21]

#9
HK MP7

The next weapon on our list is the Heckler & Koch MP7A1, the personal defense weapon of the future:
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Ooh, so sexy, sleak, and tacti-cool. I'm sure you've heard nothing but A+ reviews on the MP7A1. I mean, it's an HK weapon, there's no such thing as bad publicity for them right? Maybe that's because THEY control their publicity. And being a civilian, you've probably never even seen one of these in person before. Because you suck, and HK hates you. Look under the gun, it says so under the foregrip. Oh wait! You can't, because you can't see the fucking gun!
Now the MP7A1 is basically a big "fuck you" to the guys at FN-USA. After they built the FN P90, that really cool PDW in 5.7x28mm...:

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/mall%20ninja/mall%20ninja%20guns/2vmsqjl.jpg


...they felt small in the pants and had to retaliate. So they built a new bullet, the underpowered 4.6x30mm, because god forbid anyone has some form of conveniance and can use readily available ammunition, and released the MP7A1. Thanks to FutureWeapons and Rainbow Six: Vegas, you probably love this weapon. It's not a mutual relationship, and the gun is a whore. Find a new piece and move on... let Woody Harrelson enjoy it.

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[izzyscout21]

#8

Glock 18

Next on the list is the Glock 18, tupperware machine pistol:

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Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a Glock-hater. I mean, they're polymer framed pistols that cram more in their well than Paris Hilton. Toss it in the ocean and watch it continue to operate. Run it over with a truck and watch it still fire. Glocks are fucking cool. But there is a point when one takes coolness too far. In this case, that point is the Glock 18. Basically, good ol' Gaston Glock decided to take his pistol design, and make it capable of firing at 1300rpm. Sounds good in theory, works horrible in practice. Do you know why the tortoise beat the hare? Because when something is faster, it sucks. Sex is a good example of this...

Unfortunately no one will be able to do more than duly note what I'm saying here. Why? Because Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey will kick your fucking ass if you don't love Glock. Semper Fi!

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/mall%20ninja/mall%20ninja%20guns/650a42.jpg

[izzyscout21]

#7

Magpul FMG-9

Up next is the same gun in a new plastic shell, the Magpul Folding Machine Gun-9 or FMG-9:

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Now this gun is a double-mall ninja weapon. Not only is it a folding machine gun, it's housing a -- Glock 18! Like some cruel joke, this weapon is the equivalent of a drunken one night stand, when you aren't aware the chick is actually a pre-op trannie:

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/mall%20ninja/mall%20ninja%20guns/sv2wl0.jpg


Now, what is the marketing ploy on this weapon? I highly doubt any civilians can buy it (since, you know, it's a machine gun that folds up like a tool-box) yet who else would legally use it? Police? Military? Who needs to look inconspicious in such a scenario? The enemy might suspect something if all our soldiers are walking around with toolboxes. But hey, it has a flashlight on it too incase you need to see in the dark when you sneak up and kill someone with your lunchbox gun.

[izzyscout21]

#6

Stoeger Double Defense Shotgun

Next up to the plate is the Stoeger Double Defense Coach shotgun:

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This gun is proof you can make anything tacti-cool if you put picatinny rails on it. I mean, what next? Muskets with EOTech sights and Surefire lights? What more is there to say? All it needs is a faux-M203 flare launcher mounted on it and the universe will finally collapse on itself.

[izzyscout21]

#5

PP-2000

Next is the KBP IDB PP-2000 submachine gun

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If you aren't completely tongue-tied by that mile long jumble of acronyms, you're probably wondering what this ugly little bastard is. It's Russia's answer to the PDW. It's small, fires 9mm, and has controllable recoil. They also designed a +P+ 9mm round to fire in it so it could take a huge dump on H&K and FN-USA's PDW designs. So, it's *kinda* cool. But it's stock is either a wire stock or a spare magazine. If you opt to use the wire stock, you're now carrying one less spare mag. If you opt to use the spare magazine as the stock, when you use that spare mag, now you have no stock. This mind fuck alone is enough to make any operator go crazy:

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[izzyscout21]

#4

Cobray Flare Launcher

Here's something every mall ninja's AR-15 needs, a Cobray CM203 Flare Launcher:

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Obviously the Cobray flare launcher looks a lot like the M203 grenade launcher. Film makers agree, you may have seen they substitute the M203 with this thing all the time. But what is the point of this device, truly? Does one attach it to his AR-15 so when he accidentally twists his ankle while deer hunting he can fire a flare into the air for help? No, he attaches it because it looks like a really fucking cool grenade launcher. And who knows, maybe it'll scare off Smokey the Bear when he comes to kick your ass for burning down the forest with that flare, you asshole

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[izzyscout21]

#3
Mossberg Cruiser Variants

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Don't let its innocent looks fool you, this weapon is a major mall ninja offender. Most people start off with a standard Mossberg 500/590 shotgun. Then they get bored with it. "Eh, I'll slap a pistol grip on it." Now it's pretty damn cool, right? "Hmm, it needs a heat shield. I burn my thumb so badly when I fire off hundreds of rounds at insurgents in my backyard." Now you have a Cruiser, baby! Now comes the 1-point tactical sling, the pump sling, and the door breacher muzzle. Also, buy some copper shot shotgun shells so you can safely breach door locks. Since its a home defense gun, you'll be breaching your own fucking doors, but who cares?! You're an operator now dammit!

[izzyscout21]

#2
Smith and Wesson 500

Ironically number 2 on the list is the Smith & Wesson Model 500:
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What mall ninja wouldn't want to own this beast? It is *the* most powerful production revolver available on the market. Firing five massive .500 S&W Magnum rounds, you will discover very quickly that bears DO shit in the woods, mainly out of fear of being shot by this piece. And not only is it 100% lethal to those on the recieving end, it's pretty lethal to the person firing it too. The recoil is harder than your grandpa on Viagra. People have had their thumbs severed by the gas exhaust from the cylinder gap. And eyes have been blinded by poorly mounted scopes following Newton's second law devoutly. Basically the gun hates you and the enemy:

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/mall%20ninja/mall%20ninja%20guns/6f1e36.jpg


The worste part about this gun? It's falsely holding a position it doesn't have. Many believe this gun to be the most powerful handgun in the world. It's not. It's the most powerful PRODUCTION handgun in the world. That's because the real rightful owner of this label is the Pfeifer-Zeliska .600 Nitro revolver. It's also the largest handgun in the world, and cannot physically be fired free-hand
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[izzyscout21]

And finally...........

#1

Desert Eagle

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Every mall ninja has a "Deagle" as their sidearm, it's a rule. Who cares that it weighs five pounds, is unreliable, and has massive recoil? Mickey Rourke in "Year of the Dragon", Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Last Action Hero", The Agents in "The Matrix series" and Demi Moore in "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle". Cinema has done an excellent job of making the Desert Eagle look like the baddest motherfucking handgun in the world. And hey, you just pwned five noobs on COD4 with it. AND got it gold plated. But that's fiction. In real life you buy one, your hands get tired after holding it for five minutes, you piss away tons of money on a small amount of .50 AE ammo, bruise your hands firing it, miss every can you set up for targets, spend 10 minutes trying to fix the stove-pipe stoppage it had, and then finally sell it for a nice 1911 instead.

[rice paddy daddy]

izzy, allow me to post the link to The Shrine Of The Mall Ninja, and GECKO45, the original mall ninja. Perhaps there are some here who have never seen this.
Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines (http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/)

Enjoy!

[Stormfeather]

omg. . . i have tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard on this thread!

[Taz Baby]

izzy, allow me to post the link to The Shrine Of The Mall Ninja, and GECKO45, the original mall ninja. Perhaps there are some here who have never seen this.
Shrine of the Mall Ninja » LonelyMachines (http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/)

Enjoy!


Bless you kind sir. Even tho this thread is funny, I have no clue what a Mall ninja is.

[piranha2]

Funny stuff, Iz. Thanks

[izzyscout21]

Bless you kind sir. Even tho this thread is funny, I have no clue what a Mall ninja is.



mall ninja
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A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.

A term used in the firearm community to describe an individual who is obsessed with tactical, paramilitary style firearms and modifications, particularly firearms composed mostly of plastic. Such individuals are usually un-experienced novices who compulsively overpay for weapons and accessories not worth their weight in dog crap because such items looked cool in movies and video games

A young male who wears a dark trench coat and obsesses with death, violence, violent video games, and firearms (in a way vastly different from firearms collectors and those who enjoy shooting). This type of young male may have long messy hair. He also resembles the spazzy, violent, and unpredictable criminals that perpetrated the Trolley Square (Utah) and Von Maur (Omaha Nebraska) mall shootings. This type of male is barely interested in females, and may have recently been dumped.

The term "ninja" seems to have stuck to these types of young males because they behave as if they are invincible. Plus, the weapon of choice in these mall shootings has been a long weapon (rifle), which the mall ninja seems to prefer because it's length makes them feel they are wielding a sword (like a ninja).

[Taz Baby]

Thanks izzy for explaining it. I guess I have been in the woods too long. I need to catch up with the world. Lol

[izzyscout21]

no prblem.