Monday February 6th Random Thought Thread

[The Stig]

http://www.technojabber.com/Uploads/Image/WatermelonCat.jpg

[LUNCHBOX]

Here's one....why ask for help in prepping if you don't intend to do it? To me that's anything but small talk. Idiots!!!

[Sniper-T]

http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv128/angel_11511/bunnypancake.jpg

[piranha2]

Here was some of the thoughts I had today.


1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.

2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.

3. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

4. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?

5. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

6. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

7. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

8. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?

9. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?

10. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

11. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

12. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

13. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

14. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

15. WHY DO THEY LOCK PETROL STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

16. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

17. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

18. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

19. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

20. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

21. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE..

23. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

24. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?

25. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

26. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

27. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

28. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

29. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE 'S' IN IT?

30. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

31. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

32. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

33. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY BECOME DISORIENTED?

[LUNCHBOX]

Here's one....why ask for help in prepping if you don't intend to do it? To me that's anything but small talk. Idiots!!!

Just to clarify this comment....I am speaking about some individuals Kodiak and myself work with. I am not pointing fingers at any member of the site.

[izzyscout21]

I hate MOndays. Tuesday is the new Monday.

[Sniper-T]

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/asparagas-1.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/k39265_monitoring_thread.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/demotivational-posters-untitled13-1.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/ninjacat.jpg

[The Stig]

http://i308.photobucket.com/albums/kk331/1122burke/87337415-amazing-image.jpg

[Gunfixr]

Tuesday is Monday for me too.
I am always off on Mondays, Tuesday is the first day of my week.

I also want to know why they put Braille on the drive in atms.


Well, after seeing some of the drivers around here, never mind.

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/beware-of-dog-demotivational-poster-1254500798.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/Will-Know-Fail.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/Shes-Not-Heavy.jpg
http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/Parenting2.jpg
http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/Fan-Fell-On-Baby.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/l4bheiafwu.jpg
http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/Horseplay.jpg

[Gunfixr]

"Kidnap Resistant" Wow.

[izzyscout21]

I've had that one in wait for a few months now. Just been waiting to dust it off.

[Gunfixr]

Actually, a bunch of those are just downright funny.

[izzyscout21]

I like pie.

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/random%20thread/tumblr_kpk4hn9CxK1qzdp10o1_400.jpg

[The Stig]

Two words: Tuna

[Sniper-T]

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb48/lumpTaz/funnyhouse.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/random%20thread/tumblr_kocktgU7s11qzdp10o1_400.jpg

[Sniper-T]

^
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k543/Seris33/tumblr_ly7xrtVS3Y1qhwzg6o1_500.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/survivial.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/seal.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/poolshark.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRerGVrEeg

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/random%20thread/pODefdJFhqw1u15fHjb8v1Fco1_400.jpg

[The Stig]

http://www.irandefence.net/gallery/data/506/naziwalkerjc3.jpg

[Sniper-T]

Cyanide & Happiness #2689 - Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/comics/2689/)

[Patmark]

Too damn funny you all. Here's mine all though it's a couple days late.

Does it make a man a fag if he uses a poof in the shower? ;)

[Sniper-T]

no... but knowing what a poof is, does!

lol

[piranha2]

Careful, don't get your man card revoked. Can you explain what a poof is without sounding like a fag?

[mitunnelrat]

Not as much as a man thinking about another man using a poof in the shower does!

(The comment above requires a caveat of some sort to denote good humored sarcasm, but what self respecting hetero dude is gonna wink or smile when questioning and/or challenging the sexual preferences of another male?)

[izzyscout21]

Too damn funny you all. Here's mine all though it's a couple days late.

Does it make a man a fag if he uses a poof in the shower? ;)

the only acceptable means for a male to wash in the shower, is with a man soap (read GoJO or Lava) applied by the hands only. Wash cloths and poofs are definite ways to have a corner cut off your man card.

The jury is still out on "soap on a rope".

[mitunnelrat]

Actually, I think I can explain a poof with little risk to my man card. It, and the requisite soaps, are tools you can deploy in a manner to shock and awe the female of our species, thus interrupting their sexual OODA loop, making the advance to contact and penetration of their defenses easier. Each successful incursion does great service to yourself, your partner, and the continued survival of our species. (This last being contingent upon the absence of biological PPE)

[Sniper-T]

Actually, I think I can explain a poof with little risk to my man card. It, and the requisite soaps, are tools you can deploy in a manner to shock and awe the female of our species, thus interrupting their sexual OODA loop, making the advance to contact and penetration of their defenses easier. Each successful incursion does great service to yourself, your partner, and the continued survival of our species. (This last being contingent upon the absence of biological PPE)

You just... JUST made the requirements to maintain your mancard with this post!

good point!

[piranha2]

A poof to shock and awe...............might be the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/This.jpg

[The Stig]

http://englishrussia.com/images/nazi_robots/2.jpg

[The Stig]

http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/f7/9f/awesome,b,w,star,wars,black,and,white,cities,machi nes-f79facb14c6b065144df17e826a127fb_h.jpg

[The Stig]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/matt.mccall/Star-Destroyer-over-San-Francisco-awesome-illustration.jpg

[The Stig]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/183/4/8/Stormtrooper_in_a_pink_shirt_by_Glad1o.jpg

[Sniper-T]

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc167/dustyman25/stormtrooper.jpg

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh304/rmikkels/sexy_stormtrooper_20.jpg

[piranha2]

Holy cow.......

[The Stig]

http://weird-websites.info/Real-or-Fake/Real-or-Fake-Pictures/eagle-squirrel-mix-cross-bread-weird-picture-photos-animals.jpg

[bacpacker]

Damn Stig, i can't decide if I like the pink Stig Suit or not??????

Sniper I'd sure like to check out those two of yours!

[The Stig]

Damn Stig, i can't decide if I like the pink Stig Suit or not??????

Brother bacpacker.....please compare my icon picture and the pink Stormtrooper picture a tad more closely. :) You'll see that one of those things is not like the other.

[bacpacker]

Yeah close but no WHEO! My bad :)

[Stg1swret]

Parenting 101; This guy's my hero; Father Teaches Daughter Lesson About Facebook - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGxY_F9waAU)

[Sniper-T]

dont even get me started about facebook. I could tell stories that'll curl your short and curlies.

seriously!!!!

FB=bad!!!!

[izzyscout21]

My MIlkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard.

[The Stig]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/wtf-photos-videos-untitled14.jpg

[Evolver]

Go with the flow... :confused: Don't dead fish go with the flow?

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/random%20thread/bydihh39vs.jpg

[Sniper-T]

Moooooooooooooooo.......
.
.
.
.
.

.

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/hilarious.jpg

[Sniper-T]

Now with Stars!!!

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/fp_images.jpg

[Evolver]

^^^ Hahahahaha!

[mitunnelrat]

Brother bacpacker.....please compare my icon picture and the pink Stormtrooper picture a tad more closely. :) You'll see that one of those things is not like the other.

Maybe not, but I personally think it would be totally badass if The Stig "did" rock a storm trooper helmet!

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/random thread/424122_2895184172826_1056964957_3109964_1310028830 _n.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/320932_250373315000545_100000836367119_641025_7509 73943_n.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/UA.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/TerroristIdentificationChart-16315.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/female-armor.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/1179720022000.jpg

[The Stig]

Congrats to Whitney Houston for one week of sobriety!

[bacpacker]

Good one Stig! maybe we'll start hearing something worthwhile now. Doubtful, but maybe.

[Evolver]

Hahahahah Too funny!!!

[Grumpy Old Man]

I hear Amy Winehouse is now almost 9 months sober too.

[bacpacker]

I'm bettin they are partying with Bon Scott and Jimi Hendrix. Hell Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison may be there to.

[izzyscout21]

I just got back from Wal-mart...................

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/random%20thread/pODefdJFhqw1rvkaCPf4sMLFo1_400.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/potato.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/DMP3-1.jpg

[Sniper-T]

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/Andtherewaslight.gif

[Sniper-T]

A baby seal walks into a club........

[Grumpy Old Man]

For Sniper

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/seal-1.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/loverboy1774700.jpg

[Evolver]

A baby seal walks into a club........
Then the lights went out:p

[Sniper-T]

Dyslexics of the world... UNTIE!

[Evolver]

Thinking...{ I need to buy a years supply of this!}

http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss162/xplore2c/dehydratedwater.jpg






Dyslexics of the world... UNTIE!

:confused: I don't get ti.... :o

[izzyscout21]

I love lamp.

[Grumpy Old Man]

For Izzy

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/dating.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/Itsdangeroust128417062096990000.jpg

[izzyscout21]

I really wish I could see that top one.............

[Grumpy Old Man]

It's the 72 virgins dating service. Here's one to match it Izzy.

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/NunsGuns-1.jpg

[Stormfeather]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l128/Strmfeathr/Motivational%20Posters/Decisions2.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l128/Strmfeathr/Motivational%20Posters/dumbbitch1.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l128/Strmfeathr/Motivational%20Posters/dropoff.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l128/Strmfeathr/Motivational%20Posters/Hell.jpg

[Evolver]

"VEGETARIAN"



Translated in Native American...



"Bad Hunter"

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/beware-of-dog-demotivational-poster-1254500798.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/ATT00029.jpg

[Evolver]

^^^ Hahahaha.

[bacpacker]

Good one Izzy.
Like the old sayin goes "you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. Just don't try and pick your friends nose."

I'm not sure how that would apply with that poster. :)

[The Stig]

Good one Izzy.
Like the old sayin goes "you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. Just don't try and pick your friends nose."

I'm not sure how that would apply with that poster. :)

Brown-noser

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/determination.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

I forgot about today, oh well better late than never!

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/bad_day02-1.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/Occupy-Pavement-copy.jpg

[The Stig]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/determination.jpg

I am not afraid to admit that I pissed my pants laughing at that.

[Sniper-T]

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn267/geoffstamp/Humourous/Slabbers.jpg

[Sniper-T]

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o179/jukejeff/pi-zz-a.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/CATNIP-1.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/indifferent-1.jpg

[Evolver]

Snail and Snail Housing Authority opened there new housing project for the homeless Slugs.

[Evolver]

:confused: Mustard and ketchup mixed... Ketchturd?

[Sniper-T]

^
Awwww dude! That is seriously Mustup!!!

[Grumpy Old Man]

^^^^^ If I could have liked this more times I would have! Sniper you are sick!!!! I like that in a person!!!

[Sniper-T]

What the F*&% is wrong with me????

well... my parents were almost brothers...

:eek:

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/423792_10150674973423606_242181938605_9174969_2095 358711_n.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/1opdj3mb3s.jpg

[The Stig]

WARNING - THIS VIDEO CONTAINS ADULT MATERIAL. If you are offended by foul language and sexual issues please do not watch this video. This video is NSFW. In no way should children be around if you play this video.

You have been warned.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoEkYzXL2zk&feature=player_embedded

[bacpacker]

Holy shit Stig, I Dam near chocked i laughed so hard at that. It does cut thru the bs.

[izzyscout21]

Holy shit that was hilarious

[Evolver]

True definition of cutting to the chase!!! LOL

[piranha2]

Awesome funny. Finally, a couple telling the truth to each other.

[Taz Baby]

http://i1049.photobucket.com/albums/s395/Taz-Baby/432113_10150591144386923_579311922_9353869_1204599 567_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

I do not mean this as a snide remark against these people. I just thought it was funny since a lot of people think this way about Jehovah witnesses. So please don't send bad JU JU

http://i1049.photobucket.com/albums/s395/Taz-Baby/426435_287107028020417_150665568331231_833475_1187 145226_n.jpg

[bacpacker]

I gotta figure out some way to stick that on my front door. We just just a visit from them last Saturday. It may make them just turn around. :)

[Evolver]

I gotta figure out some way to stick that on my front door. We just just a visit from them last Saturday. It may make them just turn around. :)

You too huh? Anyone else get a little piece of paper tucked in the door last week?

[Taz Baby]

not me they can't find me.

[Sniper-T]

Nope, They came to my place once, I touted the virtues of Satanism, and told them that 'my god' would smite them down where they stood if they didn't get the hell off my property. They still wouldn't leave, so I grabbed the shotgun from behind the door and racked it. I loudly stated that "I am an instrument of Satan" and looked at them with crazy eyes. They left, and haven't been back.

Going on 4 years now...

ETA: no, I do not follow that belief, and stated as such for strictly entertainment purposes

[Sniper-T]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f103/Stalker2148/Funny%20Stuff/horse.jpg

[Foulball]

I gotta figure out some way to stick that on my front door. We just just a visit from them last Saturday. It may make them just turn around. :)

They haven't been to my place since I answered the door in just my tightie whities, rubbing my belly. Been three years now. Kinda bummed that they didn't want to hang out.

[Sniper-T]

LOL. made me remember one time I was out visiting my mom (small town 1-1/2 hrs away from where I was living. We spent a couple hours chatting and drinking coffee... just hangin.

I had to go, and she says that she's going to the basement to do some ironing, so please make sure the door is locked. She went downstairs, and I went to take a leak before leaving.

Just as I opened the door, there was a couple there, about to knock. Surprised I asked what they wanted, and they introduced themselves.

With a very pleasant smile on my face:

http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/nina-y-roba/calvin%20N%20hobbes/calvin-hobbes.jpg

I invited them in, and explained that my mom and I were just talking about religion. I offered coffee, and they accepted, so I grabbed mom's big 12 cup maker, and made a full pot. I poured them a couple cups, and asked them to wait, as I wanted to get my mom before we started talking. Once they were all settled, I went downstairs, interupted my moms ironing, and told her that someone was here, I didn't know who, but I think they're from your work.

Then I high-tailed it out of there as fast as I could!

When she called me that evening, she REALLY wasn't in a very happy mood, despite having had the opportunity to discuss God's love for 3-1/2 hours.

They didn't leave until that whole pot of coffee was gone, and my mom couldn't even help them drink it as she wasn't allowed caffeine.

After she cooled down, we laughed about this for the next 15 years.

:)

*Sigh*
I miss her!

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/download.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/motivator9187834.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/cat-had-a-rough-night1.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/motivator9187834.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/cat-had-a-rough-night1.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/421259_2491565466840_1783879658_1494865_722901478_ n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/420841_357594487607661_273879369312507_1091759_383 03068_n.jpg

[bacpacker]

Sniper your Mom should have kicked your butt! That is a funny story though.

[Taz Baby]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/538544_211640502269297_197009533732394_297062_2033 518662_n.jpg

[Sniper-T]

BP. My mom was the greatest woman ever. yeah, she shoulda, and if I had been closer, she probably woulda! She seriously did when I was growin' up!

I might have even deserved it once or twice... or well... every time! lol.

Remember.... I grew up in the day that not only were parents allowed to whack their kids when they did something completely stupid... but they acknowledged their friends rights to whack their kids when necessary.

... and encouraged it.

Man, I remember once, we (my friends) were cruising through town on our bikes, slamming potatoes up exhaust pipes and got caught... That COP son of a bitch, rooted through the bag for the biggest one he could find and two handed slammed it into my mouth!

HUGE drama!!

My mom showed up... heard the cops stories, dumped the bag and found the biggest one left. under my protests of innocence, she smacked it into my mouth!

And then I had to pay for all the manifold gaskets that I blew out.

What a Witch!!

and then I got a lickin'

and then I got grounded!

And I'll tell you all... That is the last bushel of potatoes that I EVER smacked up peoples exhausts!!

[Taz Baby]

Here ya go guys. See they are useful for something else other than entertaining you

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/522394_211637528936261_197009533732394_297033_1472 167368_n.jpg

[Sniper-T]

meh... I find that quite entertaining!

and no... they're not!

;)

[bacpacker]

Yeah me too. Kittens need to have some fun every now and then.
:)

[Sniper-T]

words to live by...

http://i1074.photobucket.com/albums/w403/phillyt65/GETBOOBIES.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/kevs355/Avatars/jiggly_wid_it.gif


;)

[Taz Baby]

Now that is worth drooling until you drown for




http://heatherdeee.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/antonio01.jpg

[Sniper-T]

Oh... c'mon Taz.... don't make me post some inappropriate booby pics...

cuz.... seriously, we both know, that boobies rule the net!!!

http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww164/uncletogie/boobies.jpg

[Taz Baby]

He he not me

But I do love those blue feet

[Taz Baby]

For all you Glock lovers out there

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/534403_269735159775204_173490706066317_595552_5014 251_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/385686_372059496168035_270229513017701_1084143_296 1203_n.jpg

[Sniper-T]

Now that is worth drooling until you drown for




http://heatherdeee.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/antonio01.jpg

Um... you do know that he got his start in movies by doing gay porn, right???

aka Antonio buttplug!

:eek:

[Taz Baby]

OH yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

minus the butt plug. Shame on you being naughty.

[Taz Baby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/534037_258057160955609_100002539800994_568395_1081 771191_n.jpg

[Sniper-T]

http://i.imgur.com/xrleV.jpg

[bacpacker]

Too much star wars there SNIPER?

[Sniper-T]

came across it online. thought it was the best use of office supplies I have ever seen!

[Taz Baby]

http://youtu.be/EaEAinJMwHI

[Foulball]

That is some funny shit Taz!

[Taz Baby]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s320x320/560607_411023115593814_205344452828349_1485931_801 429730_n.jpg

[The Stig]

http://slices-of-life.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/danger-sign-rickroll-rick-astley-funny.jpg

[The Stig]

http://ranger.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/tf2spray-warningsentries.jpg

[Sniper-T]

http://i1063.photobucket.com/albums/t519/Codswallop_Elliquiy/Strange/SandSculpture.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

For Sniper

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/smartass.jpg

For Taz

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/Babysitter.jpg

[Taz Baby]

What do you think he is thinking or saying. Write a caption for this picture.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/422762_192123984226433_118031484969017_287936_1222 645694_n.jpg
You better be waking me up to tell me that Santa Clause is here.

[Sniper-T]

Pancakes.... Blueberry Pancakes! RFN!!!

[Katrina]

You woke me up for what????

[Sniper-T]

The way society is changing (for the worse), with more restrictions on kids, safer play structures, helmets on bikes, etc... here is the next step to make our children safer:

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff457/NekoHikaru/Stuff/tumblr_m0t0bw1HdH1qdlh1io1_400.gif

[Taz Baby]

LOL that is to funny. Now they can slam dance safely .

[Sniper-T]

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/tacobell.jpg

[IDTANDY]

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/2436/nevergiveupc.jpg

[Sniper-T]

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/1970s.jpg

[Evolver]

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/tacobell.jpg

Thank you!!!! LOL.. I really did LOL!

[Evolver]

What do you think he is thinking or saying. Write a caption for this picture.

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/422762_192123984226433_118031484969017_287936_1222 645694_n.jpg
You better be waking me up to tell me that Santa Clause is here.

I smelt them French Fry's last night!!!

[IDTANDY]

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/2749/stilltruckin.jpg

[bacpacker]

I haven't saw that poster for MANY years.

[IDTANDY]

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/7582/rafink.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/564745_304047392999529_204152432989026_772974_2179 1586_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/551993_304016066335995_204152432989026_772945_4610 33033_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

Can you find the cat?


http://i1049.photobucket.com/albums/s395/Taz-Baby/there-is-a-cat-in-this-photo.jpg

[Sniper-T]

nope!

[Taz Baby]

it is in there

[The Stig]

Standing in front of the rocks, towards the right hand side. Aprox 1.25" from the right hand side of the picture.

Grey cat, little white on the chest and what appears to be a black line on the legs. Cat's looking off to the left.

[Taz Baby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/559389_10150698553901893_780551892_9122151_7743484 23_n.jpg

[izzyscout21]

Standing in front of the rocks, towards the right hand side. Aprox 1.25" from the right hand side of the picture.

Grey cat, little white on the chest and what appears to be a black line on the legs. Cat's looking off to the left.

"SNiper,"

[Taz Baby]

My dog is in there somewhere. Can you find her?

http://i1049.photobucket.com/albums/s395/Taz-Baby/Picture116.jpg

[Evolver]

Can you find the cat?


http://i1049.photobucket.com/albums/s395/Taz-Baby/there-is-a-cat-in-this-photo.jpg
Yup

[Evolver]

My dog is in there somewhere. Can you find her?

http://i1049.photobucket.com/albums/s395/Taz-Baby/Picture116.jpg

The ___ one?... yup :) these are good wheres Waldos.

[izzyscout21]

just to the left of the second tree from the right. Scanning middle of page left to right. White (?) dog.

[Taz Baby]

gray and white marbled dog

[izzyscout21]

I need to find some of my ghille suit pics from school so we can play "where's izzy"............

[Taz Baby]

http://youtu.be/8HMz983J3Qs

[The Stig]

http://i.minus.com/ibnxofpRPOFefF.gif

[Taz Baby]

http://i.minus.com/ibnxofpRPOFefF.gif

He is ready for the SHTF

[Taz Baby]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/429772_362263820471853_130810663617171_1184240_201 1139182_n.jpg

[The Stig]

When I try to explain to my daughter what a real man should be this is going to be part of the visual part of the lesson:

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8RtTwYzmuGDi-_6oXF8xDgn71HYRdUPvJywp235rqycLALEl4Fg

[Taz Baby]

When I try to explain to my daughter what a real man should be this is going to be part of the visual part of the lesson:

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ8RtTwYzmuGDi-_6oXF8xDgn71HYRdUPvJywp235rqycLALEl4Fg

Or this
http://www.fwallpapers.net/pics/men/antonio_banderas/antonio_banderas_005.jpg

[Sniper-T]

^
Yikes!

A dude who got his start in the movie industry doing gay porn wouldn't be top of my 'real man' list
lol

[Taz Baby]

it wasn't GAY porn

[Sniper-T]

That is what I used to say too.

But, I know that some was! I had a coworker who was gay, and had the bigger collection of movies than most video stores. He proved it beyond a doubt to me.

[Taz Baby]

Well I won't go into that on here. That is as far as I go with the subject T.

[Sniper-T]

Fair enough! Let me just say... in the last 20 years he has done a lot to establish himself as a real man, in film. And out.

[Katrina]

Found it! By rocks upper right hand corner of picture, course I hadda blow it up first, I'm blind in one eye and can't see outa the other.

[Katrina]

I could not see your puppy dog. You hid him really, really good. I know it wasn't deliberate but wow, even when t was pointed out I couldn't see him. Man am I blind, HAHAHA!

[Taz Baby]

She goes in there to chase the frogs. She is so happy winter is over, now she always has muddy feet. She never catches the frogs but rounds them up and makes them stay in the water.

[izzyscout21]

I like beer.....and guns and grenades......


http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/n538920064_2112744_8896.jpg

[IDTANDY]

"you have never lived 'till you have almost died. For those that had to fight for it; freedom has a flavor the protected will never know" (unknown)

[Sniper-T]

Another Monday...

http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Best%20Images/Funny/8e48e515.jpg

[The Stig]

I like beer.....and guns and grenades......


http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/n538920064_2112744_8896.jpg

Is that an ELCAN on the SAW?

[izzyscout21]

yes, its an Elcan on the 240.

IIRC, te desination is M-145 MGO (machine gun optic)

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/Fluke.jpg

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/RidedaBus.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/426900_262509460487264_211651848906359_611922_8277 82708_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/395277_262508887153988_211651848906359_611919_1401 927720_n.jpg

[Sniper-T]

http://i1267.photobucket.com/albums/jj552/kimik_kennedy/sb-random-371-Copy.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

I know who I'm voting for!

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/rjpres.png

[Taz Baby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/426150_10150635849492740_92943557739_9409253_20562 20702_n.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/426150_10150635849492740_92943557739_9409253_20562 20702_n.jpg

OH! the memories...........

[Taz Baby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/419332_10150633995932740_92943557739_9403581_19974 83075_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/426863_10150633995327740_92943557739_9403577_16895 13732_n.jpg

[Sniper-T]

Some days, I don't know if I am coming or going...

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/21.jpg

[Sniper-T]

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/Philosophy.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s320x320/408067_339874842691525_100000070356028_1318972_732 065843_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s320x320/536733_192292297555105_100003230079346_316818_1619 569043_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s320x320/561802_294161120657937_126894987384552_677861_1704 337426_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/398241_190830004368001_100003230079346_313373_2772 97962_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/306554/Men+Can+Fix+Anything/

[Taz Baby]

Just hitchin a ride


http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/526571_176080055845874_167290316724848_272770_5689 99837_n.jpg

[Katrina]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s320x320/536733_192292297555105_100003230079346_316818_1619 569043_n.jpg

i want one!

[Taz Baby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s320x320/529289_3747134636124_1209041390_33559817_950570825 _n.jpg

[Foulball]

i want one!

Me too!!!!

[Evolver]

http://funny-pics-fun.com/wp-content/uploads/Easter-Bunny-Has-Arrived-11.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/547960_10151485265540440_460571350439_23753051_511 742273_n.jpg

[Sniper-T]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a321/BucketStuff/Easter/easter-1.jpg

[Taz Baby]

The only warning I give is saying, "Fire in the Hole"


http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/523117_275112485907664_165779253507655_608514_2107 291479_n.jpg

[Evolver]

Thinking... Is this our The Stig? The one from Top Gear.


http://myi4u.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/the_stig.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/skiboots.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/Burningbus.jpg

[IDTANDY]

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/7151/ainspirational5.jpg

[Evolver]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/skiboots.jpg

WTF??

Is that lady wearing a Scuba Mask?

[Sniper-T]

to both of those questions, yes, they are ski boots... and no, that is a set of ski goggles. if you look in the background, you'll see a couple of ski-hill groomers. That pic would be a base location on a ski hill... hop on a gondola and go up... and up.... and up. and then you get into some of the most amazing spring skiing you've ever seen. ski in shorts, or bikinis, all day long, and get a sunburn. The only time you get cold, is riding up the lifts... but the wineskins of apricot brandy took care of that!

sigh... I miss skiing!

[Taz Baby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/419589_362561583764360_266484180038768_1254830_883 62597_n.jpg

[Sniper-T]

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/tjnUv.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://beckyland.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/can-of-whoopass.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://www.military-quotes.com/media/data/605/image0051.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/548390_276001909150088_171766006240346_601929_1706 324475_n.jpg

[Sniper-T]

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/airguitar.png

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/Tank-Catapult.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/kkkfire.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/FlyingSharks.jpg

[IDTANDY]

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/8459/dogpoop.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/523385_283193135099904_228167977269087_657397_1601 502296_n.jpg

[Katrina]

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/523385_283193135099904_228167977269087_657397_1601 502296_n.jpg
AMEN sister!!!!

[Taz Baby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s320x320/575588_10150800081541412_64075031411_11537761_2141 841129_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/577144_10150731059533605_337541338604_9564894_1190 648437_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

Now that's how I want my gun safe to look like


http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545075_10150632691680432_111499100431_9643260_1662 110089_n.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/577144_10150731059533605_337541338604_9564894_1190 648437_n.jpg



WHERE!?!?

do I apply for THAT job???

[Taz Baby]

Now that is a useful pair of heel's.

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/422985_3427987188378_1531275339_33121857_175171863 2_n.jpg

[Taz Baby]

This made me think of Izzy


http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/576753_271750402915116_199020000188157_577812_1438 10892_n.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/random%20thread/a1234_thumb.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/random%20thread/a926_thumb.jpg

[izzyscout21]

http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx288/2crgrunt/random%20thread/a535_thumb.jpg

[Evolver]

Now that's how I want my gun safe to look like


http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545075_10150632691680432_111499100431_9643260_1662 110089_n.jpg

How in the hell did you get a picture of Izzys stash?

[IDTANDY]

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5946/sesamestreetthanksgivin.jpg

[izzyscout21]

How in the hell did you get a picture of Izzys stash?

I have a new stalker......

[Sniper-T]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/577144_10150731059533605_337541338604_9564894_1190 648437_n.jpg



WHERE!?!?

do I apply for THAT job???


Welcome to Canada my Firiend. These are expensive times and even I need a side job!

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/misunderstanding.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/behindme-2.jpg

[Grumpy Old Man]

For Izzy and Storm and GunnerMax

http://i1219.photobucket.com/albums/dd421/GrumpyOldMan53/WhenFdontcutit.jpg

[Taz Baby]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f243/angelofdodd/Mobile%20Uploads/1262927207.jpg

[Sniper-T]

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?' Here goes:
... (_!_) a regular ass,
(__!__) a fat ass,
(!) a tight ass,
(_*_) an ass hole,
{_!_} a swishy ass,
(_o_) an ass that's been around,
(_x_) kiss my ass,
(_X_) leave my ass alone,
(_zzz_) a tired ass,
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass,
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass,
(_?_) Dumb Ass!

[Evolver]

(_X_) :p

[IDTANDY]

http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/173/shitcreek.jpg