A little HUMOR!

[robsdak]

Stig, RedJohn, Izzy... i apologize if this falls into (no political, religious or conspiracy discussions). but it's FUNNY! i thought so at least.

re-posted from the far reaches of the InterWeb.




I wanted to let everyone know I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.

It contained:
• An aspirin and a band-aid.
• An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
• A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
• A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
• A 'Tax the Rich' banner
• An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
• An application for food stamps
• A prayer rug
• A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
• And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.

[Domeguy]

Now that IS Funny. Thanks for starting my day with a good laugh.

[ElevenBravo]

I wasnt expecting the prayer rug...

EB

[Stormfeather]

What?!?!?! No EBT card? Im so disappointed.

[robsdak]

What?!?!?! No EBT card? Im so disappointed.

Stormy... didn't write it... but i am sure we can "amend it" just for you... : )

SHIT! NO Edit Button!!! ***amended to include***

A Temporary Application for an EBT Card.

[ElevenBravo]

Is EBT same as SNAP? If not, they should get pre-approved application for BOTH!

[robsdak]

Is EBT same as SNAP? If not, they should get pre-approved application for BOTH!

to be honest, i have no cue. (sounds dumb) but i had to look up EBT. before you start with the razzing. i don't watch the news much and try to refrain from reading things that i know are going to PISS ME OFF!

[Stormfeather]

EBT and Snap are the same thing, just different names, free money for welfare leeches.

[Stg1swret]

You should have selected the platinum package, it includes a voucher for a housing subsidy

[MegaCPC]

Forgot the Gun Free Zone sign.