I went to a new asian buffet

[Sniper-T]

And just had to snap a couple pics of the menu...

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/CATS/0206141547c_zpsa3e01fb6.jpg (http://s605.photobucket.com/user/Sniper-T/media/CATS/0206141547c_zpsa3e01fb6.jpg.html)

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/CATS/0206141547a_zps9006c843.jpg (http://s605.photobucket.com/user/Sniper-T/media/CATS/0206141547a_zps9006c843.jpg.html)

What should I order for you lady hawk??

[ak474u]

Boooooooooo! Lol

[ElevenBravo]

Should include a dog or two... they eat them too..

EB

[realist]

Do they really taste like chicken???

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

She hasn't seen this yet but you know I'm going to put a bug in her ear. At's my bud, too fuckin funny!
Stand by for heavy rolls while the ship comes about!

[ElevenBravo]

Do they really taste like chicken???

Its what I hear...


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads15/That_wasn_t_chicken1255287801.jpg

[Illini Warrior]

I'll take a yellow tabby a little on the crispy side ....

[ladyhk13]

Ok, first of all Sniper dude this here is lady HK like the gun...which I have on standby if I see anyone here hurt one teeny weeny whisker of a kitty. I can't believe that place actually had the balls to put up a poster like that! If I were you and everyone else (to include the health dept) I would be asking if cat was what they were cooking in the back. Then I would ask them to remove the poster as it puts out the wrong signal...don't think I would eat there ever!!!
OMG, what a terrible thing to see when walking into a Chinese restaurant! No big deal with any other ethnic group since they don't et them but the Asians DO! Notice a lack of ferrel cats in the area?
BTW....I know you did this just for me...thanks buddy. You're my bestie.

[Sniper-T]

lol. just teasin ya LH, the poster was at the vet when I took my hound in. the restaurant thing just kind of evolved from there. And yeah! Just for you!

rofl!

[ladyhk13]

lol. just teasin ya LH, the poster was at the vet when I took my hound in. the restaurant thing just kind of evolved from there. And yeah! Just for you!

rofl!

Did they have a show called The Honeymooners up there years ago? "One of these years...to the moon!" That's where I'm gonna send you. I should have known it was some trick of yours. You're just terrible! And it looks like you have minions now!!

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

I don't get dressed up to often but when I do, I have a certain attention to detail. "Who loves ya Baby?"



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[ladyhk13]

^well you do of course! And you do clean up so nice, I might add!

[greg48]

I'll have the bbq cat on a stick and a bowl or tabby soup...

[Grumpy Old Man]

No! We no see you cat! Please no more ask!

[ladyhk13]

No! We no see you cat! Please no more ask!

Thanks Grumps! I knew you would come save me from all of these feline hungry zombies! That Sniper dude just keeps pullen' in more and more kitty eating freaks just make me crazy :/

[Sniper-T]

free range dinner anyone?

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/CATS/freecat_zps88139dc1.jpg (http://s605.photobucket.com/user/Sniper-T/media/CATS/freecat_zps88139dc1.jpg.html)

;)

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

At's FUBAR.........didn't even say "to good home"

[Domeguy]

BWRR ....man, I don't even know what to say...let's just say I am very, VERY disappointed in you. Now go to your room and think about what you wrote. Brother, (one of my 4 cats, strike that, children for those of you who don't know) is very VERY cross with you! Don't you feel bad now?

[eagle326]

Oh come on!!!
What's a couple of cats ; kitties for a good tasty meal among friends.

[Domeguy]

Oh come on!!!
What's a couple of cats ; kitties for a good tasty meal among friends.

Et tu Brute?

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

BWRR ....man, I don't even know what to say...let's just say I am very, VERY disappointed in you. Now go to your room and think about what you wrote. Brother, (one of my 4 cats, strike that, children for those of you who don't know) is very VERY cross with you! Don't you feel bad now?
Nope.............got any "Allegro game tame" anyone?

[Sniper-T]

really not necessary, unless it is a true feral cat. just a dusting of chicken spice, and straight to the Q.

[greg48]

My dad had a very good friend, was a Marine in Korea, he often told the story of how some Koreans in the next foxhole ate the company mascot/dog. He said the next day they laughed and held up the collar.

[Sniper-T]

Anyone for dinner?

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/CATS/coincidence-funny-cat-chinese-food-chinese-demotivational-poster-1261876308_zps6727eeb2.jpg (http://s605.photobucket.com/user/Sniper-T/media/CATS/coincidence-funny-cat-chinese-food-chinese-demotivational-poster-1261876308_zps6727eeb2.jpg.html)

[Sniper-T]

Actually... I am thinking Mexican:

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/CATS/kitty-burritos-chinese-food-mexican-cat-cats-demotivational-poster-1251750496_zps6c79405b.jpg (http://s605.photobucket.com/user/Sniper-T/media/CATS/kitty-burritos-chinese-food-mexican-cat-cats-demotivational-poster-1251750496_zps6c79405b.jpg.html)

[Sniper-T]

Or maybe I'll just stay home and whip up a bacon-cat:

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/CATS/baconcat_zps31acb3f4.jpg (http://s605.photobucket.com/user/Sniper-T/media/CATS/baconcat_zps31acb3f4.jpg.html)

[Sniper-T]

And a blast back to my childhood...
first some cat peanut butter (I assume they make this the same as olive oil or baby oil)

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/CATS/51tjkuT-mL__SY300__zps7982b303.jpg (http://s605.photobucket.com/user/Sniper-T/media/CATS/51tjkuT-mL__SY300__zps7982b303.jpg.html)

and then a...

PB & C sandwich

http://i605.photobucket.com/albums/tt140/Sniper-T/CATS/hBD7982FB_zpsfbda5e62.jpg (http://s605.photobucket.com/user/Sniper-T/media/CATS/hBD7982FB_zpsfbda5e62.jpg.html)

num num

[ladyhk13]

Sniper dude are you trying to provoke me? I do have a passport which allows me to travel to your country ya know...just keep it up buddy!

[Sniper-T]

I have no idea what you are talking about Lady... I was just surfin the net looking for some dinner ideas...

:rolleyes:

[ladyhk13]

Uh huh, your story and sticking to it right?

[Sniper-T]

meow! I mean, yep! ;)

[ladyhk13]

Purrrrrfect answer coming from you

[Sniper-T]

found a new avatar LH. Just for you...

[ladyhk13]

found a new avatar LH. Just for you...

Awe..you do care. Now up 5 clicks and 10 to the left and ya should be zeroed in just fine. :o

[Sniper-T]

Time to stir the pot a little...

https://kittybloger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/kitty-in-a-pot.gif

Nope, dinner's not ready yet!

I'm thinking seafood for tomorrow...

https://somiddlechild.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lobster-cat-1.jpg

[Domeguy]

ST...we have friends who know friends who know friends who may just pay you a visit!http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/gantsum/f512a806d7f3db0a2447e58cfb147359_zpsb03a069f.jpg
It sure would be a shame if your knee caps just happened to fall apart.

[mitunnelrat]

I just tried loading the "looks good to me" meme. It didn't work mobile, so I will just say...

Carry on, T!

Lol

[Sniper-T]

just found a new game to pick up...

http://www.explodingkittens.com/

;)

[Domeguy]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f226/gantsum/Mobile%20Uploads/2016-06/E28DCE6A-74C8-467E-AA6C-8EF39FB2519E_zpsior7gjut.png (http://s48.photobucket.com/user/gantsum/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2016-06/E28DCE6A-74C8-467E-AA6C-8EF39FB2519E_zpsior7gjut.png.html)

It looks like a fun game, as I know it get lonely with nothing to do in the Great White North...or was it because of the goats...being lonely with nothing to do?:o

[Stormfeather]

OOh...blast from the past! Looks good to me! Lets try it!

[Sniper-T]

http://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/we-not-see-your-cat.jpg

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http://favoritememes.com/_nw/38/15401244.jpg

[Domeguy]

Again....really. I thought you might have grown up by now. But after watching you purposely putting clam juice into your beer, I give up. It like you are from an entirely different country or something

[Sniper-T]

One day.. one day... you will be able to stay awake with and shares some beers with the adults. Then, and only then may you comment on a post such as this...

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

I guess he fell asleep on you guys too huh? I think he's a double knot spy or somethin. He gathers intel....intel.....smart stuff while were talkin and we think he's sleepin! He's workin for PRINGLES!

[Sniper-T]

That could be... I thought maybe that he was working for the Left Twix factory...

[RedJohn]

Do they really taste like chicken???

No, they look and taste like rabbit when cooked.

[ladyhk13]

Time to stir the pot a little...

https://kittybloger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/kitty-in-a-pot.gif

Nope, dinner's not ready yet!


I'm thinking seafood for tomorrow...

https://somiddlechild.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lobster-cat-1.jpg

I think some people have too much time on their hands and a very warped sense of humor. The Chinese signs are a bit worrisome, why are so many people asking that place if they are serving cat?? Makes ya wonder if they really are killing all the cats in the area! Have ya tried the 'chicken' at any of those places Sniper Dude?? Imagine you would know how cat tastes by now. Ha ha!

[Gunfixr]

We've had several Asian restaurants where all the stray cats around them went away not long after they opened.
Wife has had cat, in an Asian restaurant. A school friends parents ran it. Told her they weren't allowed to serve it, but could fix it for themselves.
I haven't had it, but there's this one roaming the neighborhood I've got my eye on. Wife says she will cook it up nice.

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[Sniper-T]

The first cat I owned, I named 'stirfry'

I highly recommend it.

:)

[ladyhk13]

We've had several Asian restaurants where all the stray cats around them went away not long after they opened.
Wife has had cat, in an Asian restaurant. A school friends parents ran it. Told her they weren't allowed to serve it, but could fix it for themselves.
I haven't had it, but there's this one roaming the neighborhood I've got my eye on. Wife says she will cook it up nice.

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I'm moving to an island in the middle of nowhere with no name and taking all the cats of the world with me. No more cats for any of you! Bad people!

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The first cat I owned, I named 'stirfry'

I highly recommend it.

:)

I'm glad you live far, far away. If I ever come visit I'm going to steal all of your cats and bring them home with me where they will be safe...and I'll change their names.

[Sniper-T]

Awe LH, that is so sad!

All my cat's would be so confused, not knowing their names...

Under your reign of terror my current cats would be devastated!

Poor little Moo, would never realize a beautiful creamy alfredo sauce!

My little buddy Chino, will learn that Scarface is less violent than Shakespeare! just kidding... he also aspires to be an alfredo sauce...http://www.food.com/recipe/scarface-chicken-mushroom-alfredo-51088


And poor Patches, won't ever realize her life's goal of becoming a quilt. The poor darling often dreams of the whole "dinner and a movie" combination! Now her life's ambition is destroyed. She'll end up eating your chickens and hoping one day to become a coat...

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/fur-coat01.jpg

I hope you're satisfied...

[ladyhk13]

Sniper Dude....I think I need pills....more pills.

[Sniper-T]

^
I seriously lol'd

too awesome!

Girlfriend, you and I so need to meet! maybe over dinner...
;)

I'll cook...

[ladyhk13]

I am soooo not eating anything you cook unless I see the bullet hit the sweet spot with my own two eyes so I can identify what I'm about to put into my mouth and even then it has to be approved first, you have never met a pickier eater than me! Ask BWRR, Domeguy, Izzy, Tunnelrat and Lunchbox. They will all vouch for me.

Maybe we can meet up this summer when we come up to ND for BWRR's family reunion? Don't be surprised if we GPS your truck though and go and steal your cats....just saying :)

[ladyhk13]

How could you?? I think you people up north need mental health care and there should be laws against y'all having cats. Yup I think BWRR and I need to make an emergency rescue mission up there before you line your walls in fur. Your cats would be very happy here with my chickens btw. My rooster Buttercup would put them in their place in the pecking order and the cats would be in heaven chasing the mice around...all would be right in our world!

[Sniper-T]

Where abouts in NDak?

[ladyhk13]

Where abouts in NDak?

BWRR answered that somewhere. I've never been there so you guys can handle that one.

[Sniper-T]

yep... the men will handle directions...

;)

[Gunfixr]

Cats, chickens, eggs.

Hhmmmm, sounds like the makings of a very tasty fried rice recipe.

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[Katrina]

ladyhk,
Send some of the cats my way and Sniper will never find them. We'll keep 'em safe !!

[Sniper-T]

Hey Kat, wtf? why you picking on me? I thought we were friends...

Maybe we need to get together for dinner and talk about things...

I'll cook!

;)

[Katrina]

I still luv ya Sniper but Gotta stick with sister solidarity when it comes to "saving" the kitties. By the way just funning with ya You heading down this way anytime soon?

[Sniper-T]

not again until late July... maybe we can finally hook up. is it BYOC?

[Katrina]

NO!! I'll be cooking. Besides cat, What are you up for? Mind you DH may not be too friendly if you start in on our cats LOL. PM me