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bacpacker
12-31-2019, 11:46 PM
Folks I wish you all a Happy, Healthy, and prosperous New Year.
May God Bless you all.

Domeguy
01-01-2020, 01:47 AM
Dear 2019,
I would personally like to take this time to tell you as a year...you suck.
May you rot in the pits of whatever you years rot in.
I hope we never meet, because I will punch you in the balls.
I bet your mother never liked you either.
Long live 2020...you have got to be better than that sucky 2019

eagle326
01-01-2020, 02:32 PM
I'm good . I'm still breathing . Everything else is small potatoes . Just sayin'

helomech
01-01-2020, 04:45 PM
Happy new year.

Katrina
01-02-2020, 06:11 PM
Happy New Year I sincerely hope 2020 will be better than last year for all of us.

Brownwater Riverrat 13
01-04-2020, 06:01 PM
Late to THIS party. But according to LadyHK, "we" had quite the party. Long time Navy friend who I raised from a pup showed up with his family and wellllllllll. Let's just say, "it was only about a cup, of this clear liquid made from corn, sugar and yeast." Plus a few Bud light Platinums? In bed by 0200 and up at 0700. Needless to say it took till about 1300 to recover. No headache, just stillllll steamin! Whew! Been a long time since I've been "independent steamin, local op area"......How many times I gotta tell ya? "It's for sippin!"
Oh, so that's where the term "drunken sailor" came from.

eagle326
01-04-2020, 06:27 PM
He may not where he is but he's standing tall for roll call . Okay maybe with just a slight wobble . ;)

Run Low Drive On

Domeguy
01-05-2020, 02:16 AM
I just hope the liquid you described was purchased legally, with all of the tax stamps intact on the bottle. I sure would be disappointed in you if it turned out to be “illegal hooch” brewed by someone in your neighborhood who was breaking the law by distilling this foul liquid.

eagle326
01-05-2020, 07:00 PM
I just hope the liquid you described was purchased legally, with all of the tax stamps intact on the bottle. I sure would be disappointed in you if it turned out to be “illegal hooch” brewed by someone in your neighborhood who was breaking the law by distilling this foul liquid.

Go figure Domey . Keep a sharp eye out for the scoundrel . :rolleyes:

Run Low Drive On

Brownwater Riverrat 13
01-05-2020, 09:27 PM
All I can tell you is.............It now sits way up in a cabinet with all the expensive "hooch".

Keep out of reach from sailors on liberty.

Metrocruiser
01-13-2020, 10:41 PM
Hello everyone,

Its nice to see you all, Happy New Years to you!

bacpacker
01-13-2020, 11:54 PM
Hello everyone,

Its nice to see you all, Happy New Years to you!


Hey Metro! Long time no talk to!

Sniper-T
01-14-2020, 04:14 PM
Hey Metro!

Long time no see!

Domeguy
01-16-2020, 11:47 PM
Dear 2019,
I would personally like to take this time to tell you as a year...you suck.
May you rot in the pits of whatever you years rot in.
I hope we never meet, because I will punch you in the balls.
I bet your mother never liked you either.
Long live 2020...you have got to be better than that sucky 2019

Ok...2020...we need to talk. You know what kind of relationship 2019 and I had.
When we first met, you said you would take care of me, cherish me, even to love me.
You promised to keep me far out of harms way, to keep me safe.
But you lied to me. You hurt my feelings, literally.
You couldn’t even wait one week, seven measly days, before you took me into your arms and crushed my dreams of a good year.
You fiendishly waited until the rain had soaked the porch, catching me off guard, and hurling me off the steps, only to leave me lying in a muddy lump of pain.
So 2020, in less than a week, you broke my foot and damaged the knee 2019 got. So, you have me down, but not out for another 3 months. Why should you care I haven’t been able to walk, jump, happily skip and frolic in the sun, or pleasure my wife for the last 9 months, with another 3 to go.
2020, you are just like 2019, Hitler, Pelosi, and Stalin. May you rot in the calendar you have chosen to hide in.

bacpacker
01-16-2020, 11:55 PM
Damn DG, you ain't been able to buy a break. Hate to hear about the foot and knee. Hope you get everything healed up quickly. Prayers going up for ya buddy.

Domeguy
01-17-2020, 12:01 AM
Donegal 2.0 wants to keep me incapsulated in bubble wrap from head to toe, but truthfully, I prefer leather chaps.

Brownwater Riverrat 13
01-22-2020, 04:12 PM
WTF dude! So you crash and burn agaaaaaaaain, you're one ridge over from me and you don't say shit? ...............................Tappin my fingers here give me a minute. Had your ass worked on yet? I'm fixin to come over and shove my 9anna half wide in it.

WTF am I going to do with your ass? Don't make me send LadyHK over there..........Damn Dude. I just don't know what to say, I'd beat your ass but what the point? You'd just lay there and giggle. I'm outa words............fuck! I'm outa dots!

Domeguy
01-23-2020, 03:41 PM
Good news is I don’t have to wear the damn boot anymore. Doc says it will still swell up every day, and go down while in bed at night for several months. Its an evulsion fracture, where a chip of bone connected to the tendons breaks loose. It will eventually reconnect itself in a few months. Doc said I chipped of a piece across all 4 of the little piggies. It’s a little sore, but I can get along just fine now. Just gotta keep loosening my shoe laces as it swells during the day. So...all in all, not really worth a ass whooping...plus your right, I just would lay there and giggle.

Brownwater Riverrat 13
01-29-2020, 04:14 PM
Still don't know what to say..........bone chip. Hmmm, yeah had that once in my ankle. Grew into a mass, two years, two surgeries later. Lost orders to dive school and Diego Garcia! Drunk driver...........