Welcome all the members that I haven't talked to yet.
Welcome all the members that I haven't talked to yet.
RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
Its fine to have one,
Its fine to be proud of it,
But please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around,
And PLEASE dont try to force it down my children's throats.
An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
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At least you hope that's what it is, I mean, you're already suspected of being a girly-man for wearing crocs... I'm sure it would just be straight embarrassing if she whupped ya and proved it for a fact!
Consilio et animis
Essayons!
Right now a month out of surgery I could see she can stand a chance. But... This 6'2" 275Lb disabled firefighter still has a fight in him. As long as I have my back brace ill throw down in the octagon with no remorse!
That and there would have to be rules, just no punching in the lower spine, don't wanna be paralyzed from a fight. Otherwise lets go!
LOL! Trust me, Buddy, you don't know what you're getting yourself into... But hey, it'll be entertaining!
I'm laying odds 2:1 in her favor. Anyone else want in?
Consilio et animis
Essayons!
I'd have to go with Lady13. And here's why.
I was once told by a very old and wise southern gentleman about southern women. And the one thing he told me to remember if nothing else was this.
( A southern girl will smile right up to the time she kills you. )
1- The man was old so I figure he knew what he was talkin' about.
2- I have to wonder what she'd do to you if she wasn't smiling before she killed you.
So being what it is and nothing against you Buddy ; but I ain't pissing off no southern lady or betting against her.
Buddy I think you have met your match here. You should really listen to the guys, especially the ones who have met me
I'm small but mighty and can't be blamed if I can't reach any higher than your lower back. Guess I'll have to bring a stool in order to go eye to eye with ya. But I'm not ascared of you - the bigger they are the harder they fall!
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Maybe you should just find a new pair of shoes and get it over with? Say "Uncle"?
I apologize for nothing...
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