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[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

Lol. I should have known that "we" could and would be taken out of context.

And maybe, just maybe, I am personally a red-blooded, white-complected, blue-balled feller, but what of it?

Sometimes I just don't know why you do this to yourself...........knowing you personally, and why you're called "Crotch Rocket" (Meet and greet camping trip) and that you spend many hours at your job holed up in a dark and secluded outpost in front of a computer display of sorts. That might explain your "blue-balled" situation. MTR.......You're going to have to relocate to TN sooner than you think before your testicles explode young man! There's women down here for ya. these things can be taken care of. Sheezs......

I don't think our fore fathers were thinking of "Blue-balled" Americans when they were coming up with the colors for the flag. Except maybe the men who were at Valley Forge.......they had a legitimate excuse, it was fucking cold!

Who loves ya baby? Kojak sends..............

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

New member here and just a few posts in. The community seems by and large pretty decent and rather knowledgeable, so I am sure I will learn a few things here and there... Possibly even share some of my knowledge.

I hail from Winnipeg, Manitoba in the winter wonderland of Canada. I am a non traditional Metis learning the traditions of my forefathers, that being living off the land, self sufficiency, and family reliance. I have been on this journey for close to 8 years now and it only gets better with every cycle of the planet.

Looking over the forums I see that I am somewhat the opposite of many posters (socialist leaning, not a fan of guns, and very Indifferent to religious beliefs) however I also see that we share many ideals... First and foremost the desire to be able to take care of our families and ourselves should the need ever present itself. I appreciate the respectfulness and tone of what I have read thus far and the willingness to allow other opinions to be presented sans flaming. I hope to participate in many spirited discussions.

Welcome aboard "Caveman" glad to have another member. I'm sure you'll find yourself at home here, things are a bit loose at times and sometimes sarcastic (guilty) but we have quite the family here. Remember, the only stupid question is the one that was never asked. Feel free to pick our brains and do a data dump as often as possible. Don't worry about poking this 'ol rat in the eye either, I have scars around both of them so you won't change this beautiful mug. Grab a cup of mud and surf the murky waters. I'm sure you'll find yourself welcome with open arms and maybe learn a few things, like I said don't forget to dump a few things along your way if you have knowledge to spew.
Be safe,

[mitunnelrat]

Shock and awe, brother. Shock and awe. Note that I also stressed "maybe" so I still have plausible deniability.

Either way, I drew a reaction and furthered discussion here. Thats my primary goal on site some days

[Stormfeather]

Shock and awe, brother. Shock and awe. Note that I also stressed "maybe" so I still have plausible deniability.

Either way, I drew a reaction and furthered discussion here. Thats my primary goal on site some days

Yea yea. . . but you can do that just by simply saying. . ..

have you guys ever had your man-parts junk leak like this and look that color of green?

As an aside. . .you know, there are women who specialize in remediation of that blue balled symptom you speak of?

[mitunnelrat]

How do any of you know they're not blue due to waist deep snow and -20f temps! Lol

And I've always been leery of those "specialists". I knew a guy who enjoyed their company weekly in Korea, and saw the doctor just as religiously to rod the rot out. Its not for me. All he could say was "I love her, man!"

[Stormfeather]

How do any of you know they're not blue due to waist deep snow and -20f temps! Lol

And I've always been leery of those "specialists". I knew a guy who enjoyed their company weekly in Korea, and saw the doctor just as religiously to rod the rot out. Its not for me. All he could say was "I love her, man!"

Love hurts sometimes.

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

UH, Love scars................just squeeze the damn things till they burst, after you pass out you'll be fine in a few hours. Don't forget your towel. Man......you're making this more difficult than what it already is.

[bacpacker]

New member introduction! Holy shit.

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

New member introduction! Holy shit.

That was meant for MTR not Caveman.

[bacpacker]

I know. Just had to comment.