I am old!

[RedJohn]

It is official. I am old and going down fast.

Today, I need to take my car to get groceries. I seldom use my car, last night was very cold and my battery is 3 years old. I get into the car and it flat refuses to start. I am screwed. Alone in the small garage where it sits, I cannot gain enough speed alone to get it to start. Only one solution left: I need to walk to the near gas station where they sell batteries.

Mind you this station is 5 clicks (roughly 2.5 miles) away. So here I go, no other way, I walk to the place. I am not going to call a taxi or call someone to the rescue. I am a big guy. To make it short, Walking there was a piece of cake, but I almost died on the way back. I was so exhausted on the way back that I had to stop every 300 meters to catch my breath back. I am pooped.

Where is the time when I could run that distance with a full ammo can in each hand.

I am screwed. The end is coming fast.

I did it though, even though I probably need to rest all night to recover from it, it is still good.

[Sniper-T]

if you're that worried about it... just do it every day! You've got the dead battery still, right? Just take it for a daily walk, and you'll see you shape improving exponentially.

Aside, you may want to put a little coat and hat on it. make it look like a "carry-dog". People might think you're nuts carrying your battery every day

Let us know how this works out for you eh?

[msomnipotent]

if you're that worried about it... just do it every day! You've got the dead battery still, right? Just take it for a daily walk, and you'll see you shape improving exponentially.

Aside, you may want to put a little coat and hat on it. make it look like a "carry-dog". People might think you're nuts carrying your battery every day

Let us know how this works out for you eh?

But then he would need a manly dog purse, and would have to paint the terminals like pretty dog nails.

[Sniper-T]

I can't find the actual dimensions, but it might be big enough for a battery:

[eagle326]

I don't know Red John; Seems to me certain people are looking to really help you.

Run For The Hills!!!!

[MegaCPC]

Sniper, that thing is fawkin scary.

John it sounds like you need a booster box for those jumpstarts when nobody is there to assist.

[msomnipotent]

I can't find the actual dimensions, but it might be big enough for a battery:

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EWWWWW. Creepy! And they didn't paint the nails!

[izzyscout21]

RJ, don't worry. I'll still think of you as that creepy uncle that kills people for a living. You wont lose any man points with me.

[izzyscout21]

I can't find the actual dimensions, but it might be big enough for a battery:

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that is the creepiest f***ing thing I've seen in a while.

[Sniper-T]

I fixed the second one.