Little Mary asked her teacher during sex ed " Can my grandma who is 80 years old get pregnant?" "No she:, is too "old the teacher replied

"What about my mother who is 50 years old?" Mary asked

"No she is still too lod as she has gone through menpoause by now" the teacher said .

"Well what about me?" Mary queried.

"Oh no!!! you're way too young" exclaimed the teacher.

I the back of the room Johnny exclaimed " See, I told you we didn't have anything to worry about"!