God help us!
Three couples wanted to be admitted into a new church. One was an elderly couple, one was a middle-aged couple, and one was a young couple.
The priest said, "Well, the only way you can get into my church is to abstain from having sex for two weeks."
"No problem," said all three couples.
Two weeks later, the three couples returned to the church.
"It was a piece of cake," said the elderly couple. "We didn't have sex for two weeks straight."
The middle-aged couple said, "It was kind of difficult, but we made it. We didn't have sex for two weeks straight."
Finally, the young couple said, "Well, we made it through the first five days or so, but then, as my wife was bending over to pick up a can of paint, I just had to give it to her right then and there."
The priest was stunned. "You do realize that you aren't welcome in this church, don't you?"
The couple shrugged it off. "That's ok. We aren't welcome in Home Depot anymore, either."
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
I cant stop watching this one...
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
Kind if sick in a way but ................................the 102nd use for a dead cat.
Last edited by IDTANDY; 06-05-2012 at 12:41 AM.
"When the world is at peace, a gentleman keeps his sword by his side"
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
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