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    This is taking it 1 step above having your butt in a sling


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    This is totally me when it comes to following someone's verbal driving directions....I can't remember more than one turn in advance, my brain goes to mush.

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    Where's the epi?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Taz Baby View Post
    This is taking it 1 step above having your butt in a sling


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    Quote Originally Posted by 4suchatimeasthis View Post

    This is totally me when it comes to following someone's verbal driving directions....I can't remember more than one turn in advance, my brain goes to mush.
    It's easy 4such... you just need to visualize it. here try these simple instructions to my place...

    Head East out of town, and hang a left at the 4th gravel road (not counting the one that goes to Bob Jenkins old place) Follow that until you see the corn field, which might be alphalfa this year, or maybe Sunflowers. Hang a right and follow that past where Jown Andersons barn used to be (They moved the whole thing in 1952) then hang a right at Engleson's old homestead. Follow that for 7 or 11 minutes, depending on how fast you're going, Hang a right, a left, two more rights, and take the last driveway on the left (Across from the Oak tree that Little Jamie Wiggums fell out of in 1985)

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    Ha-ha Sniper, we will be right over...lol.

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    You Might Be a Prepper If…


    If you open your linen closet and bags of beans fall off the shelf and hit you on the head, you might be a prepper.
    If you have 46,843 Band-aids in plain, fabric, latex-free, extra large, Toy Story, Scooby-Doo, and Dora themes, you might be a prepper.
    If you own 2 dozen cloth diapers… and have no children, you might be a prepper.
    If you have enough vitamins stocked to nutritionally supplement your entire community for a year, you might be a prepper.
    If you always keep a new set of shoelaces handy in case you have to tie off an umbilical cord, you might be a prepper.
    If your home library contains more volumes about survival-related topics than your local public library, you might be a prepper.
    If you carry more food and medicine in the trunk of your car than most convenience stores even stock, you might be a prepper.
    If you own enough buckets to form your own neighborhood bucket brigade, you might be a prepper.
    If you always have, on your person, at least 2 ways to make fire, you might be a prepper.
    If your purse holds a guaranteed shot at what’s behind curtain # 3 on Let’s Make a Deal, you might be a prepper.
    If you stock tampons and feminine napkins and everyone in the house is a senior citizen, you might be a prepper.
    If you buy ammo for guns you don’t have, you might be a prepper.
    If your family owns more totes and backpacks than the local big box store…you might be a prepper…
    If you drive past a pond choked with cattails and your mind challenges itself on how many uses for cattails it can come up with.
    You hate to weed whack all that salad out in the yard!
    Every tin can looks like a future hobo stove to you!
    One in a thousand people might know what esbit is, and you are one of them.
    You notice you no longer say binder twine…you now call it cordage, and you’d secretly love to market it as some kind of macrame survival jewelry.
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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    LANGUAGE WARNING....But this is the funniest thing I've seen in the last year....

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/308054/
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