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The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.
The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.
BOOM! HEADSHOT!!!
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
I am me,
I am free,
You can not change me.
If you try, you will see,
That I am unchangeable,
Because I am me.
I am me,
I am free,
You can not change me.
If you try, you will see,
That I am unchangeable,
Because I am me.
Originally Posted by Taz Baby
Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government and they may give you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give all the milk to the government and the government sells it.
Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.
The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.
A young guy, going on a date, hoping to get lucky, goes to the pharmacy for some condoms. He pays the pharmacist and goes home to shower, etc. before his date.
Upon arriving, his girlfriend asks him to stay for supper and meet her folks. Okay, he thinks, anything to get some of this stuff.
When he sits down, he asks if he can say grace. He says a mighty prayer, about eight minutes long, and as he is leaving with his date, she says, "I never knew you were so devout!" He replies, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"
The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.
Registry on the first day back at school in Toronto.
The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:
"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here."
"Achmed El Kabul?" "Here."
"Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here."
"Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here."
"Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here."
"Ali Son al Len” - Silence.
"Ali Son al Len" - Continued silence as everyone looked
around the room.
The teacher repeated the call.
A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me.
It's pronounced Alison Allen...
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
put your coffee down ...
Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card
bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at
me, saying I am stealing his money.. He says pay the minimum and let our
kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the
interest.
Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that
most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to
whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even
more.
Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the
next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims…
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same
room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.
It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed,
Lost
Dear Lost,
Stop being a whining b**** Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the
world and have people wait on you hand an foot. Doesn’t cost you a dime either as others pay for
any and everything you do or buy.
You can always divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with
the friggen idiot for four more years!
Signed,
Abby
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
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