Err, I just thought it was cute....my husband isn't actually a prepper, lol.
Err, I just thought it was cute....my husband isn't actually a prepper, lol.
"Treason to tyranny is fidelity to liberty."
The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.
Dang now that was good fart blue dart now we just need to find a good way to harvest them for future use .Originally Posted by Echo2
Thinking.... Farts are one of the causes of globule warming (just ask Al) so... we all should draw up are inventions and send them to the BIG O to get grants for the renewable energy act. Thinking again... Oh but wait... The BIG O will say it was his idea and dump another $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ into it!
Never mind!
You don't need to be the strongest
or the most intelligent to survive
but by having the right tools and
the adaptability of change
is where you will prevail.
I am me,
I am free,
You can not change me.
If you try, you will see,
That I am unchangeable,
Because I am me.
I would have captioned it "I killed it, it's mine! Get your own dinner!"
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
How I would love to give the Big O a big fart. Just sayin...........
Just because we are peaceful does not mean we have forgotten how to be violent.
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she
finally speaks.
Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting,
shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
I wasn't
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl.
"My kitty raised her back, went 'Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,' but before she could say 'f***-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!
Cat's are food... not friends!
If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.
This is for you Grumpy.
I am me,
I am free,
You can not change me.
If you try, you will see,
That I am unchangeable,
Because I am me.
I am me,
I am free,
You can not change me.
If you try, you will see,
That I am unchangeable,
Because I am me.
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