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    why doesn;t the video show? Is it because only YouTube video work here?
    I am me,
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    You can not change me.

    If you try, you will see,
    That I am unchangeable,
    Because I am me.

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    I get 'video not found' when I click on it
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taz Baby View Post
    it works for me but here is another link I hope will work.



    I guess only youtube video's work here.
    I am me,
    I am free,
    You can not change me.

    If you try, you will see,
    That I am unchangeable,
    Because I am me.

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    wtf kind of pajamas is he wearing???
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    I am me,
    I am free,
    You can not change me.

    If you try, you will see,
    That I am unchangeable,
    Because I am me.

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    And bacon

    I am me,
    I am free,
    You can not change me.

    If you try, you will see,
    That I am unchangeable,
    Because I am me.

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    I am me,
    I am free,
    You can not change me.

    If you try, you will see,
    That I am unchangeable,
    Because I am me.

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    Let him know if you need 550 cord, a hank of generic rope, and some duct tape

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    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business...
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    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune...


    One evening, at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

    Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man,"
    he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million."

    Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three weeks later...



    ...she became his stepmother......

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    ...she became his stepmother

    OUCH! I guess he didn't see that one coming.

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    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
    mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and
    gives him a partial sponge bath.

    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
    here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
    testicles black?"

    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
    from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
    and pulls back the covers.
    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles
    gently in the other.

    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
    Sir. They look fine."

    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says
    very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen
    very, very closely:

    Are - my - test - results - back?"
    I am me,
    I am free,
    You can not change me.

    If you try, you will see,
    That I am unchangeable,
    Because I am me.

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