Funny Side of Life

[Grumpy Old Man]

An elderly lady went to the doctor to get advice on reviving her husbands libido. The doctor gave her a prescription for Viagra. She said " Oh no! This won't work! My husband won't take pills of any kind."

"Well," the doctor said, "why don't you put it in his coffee? It will dissolve and he will never taste it."

The elderly lady came back in a week to see the doctor. "Well?" he asked. "How was it?"

"It was awful. Just awful," she cried.

"The sex?" queried the doctor.

"No. That was the best sex I've had in 30 years!" she replied.

"Then what was so awful?"

"Well, I put the viagra in his coffee like you told me. Then he stood up, tore off my clothes and had me right there on the table!" she replied.

"Well what's so awful about that?" asked the doctor.

"I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!" the elderly woman replied.

[IDTANDY]

An elderly lady went to the doctor to get advice on reviving her husbands libido. The doctor gave her a prescription for Viagra. She said " Oh no! This won't work! My husband won't take pills of any kind."

"Well," the doctor said, "why don't you put it in his coffee? It will dissolve and he will never taste it."

The elderly lady came back in a week to see the doctor. "Well?" he asked. "How was it?"

"It was awful. Just awful," she cried.

"The sex?" queried the doctor.

"No. That was the best sex I've had in 30 years!" she replied.

"Then what was so awful?"

"Well, I put the viagra in his coffee like you told me. Then he stood up, tore off my clothes and had me right there on the table!" she replied.

"Well what's so awful about that?" asked the doctor.

"I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!" the elderly woman replied.

Almost spewed coffee.

[Taz Baby]

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.
Some of you are so old you don't have elders to respect.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.



You might be a redneck if: You believe in God & Jesus

and believe that others have the right to believe in which

ever God they believe in as long as their God does not

tell them to kill anyone who does not believe the same

as they do!!!!!
Keep the home fire burning, redneck friend.


God Bless the USA !

[Taz Baby]

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Wow what a day!!!

[bacpacker]

Trade you a binky for a pillow.

[Taz Baby]

[Taz Baby]

[Taz Baby]

A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, Mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,



"I don't think my python weally gives a shit."

[Taz Baby]

[Taz Baby]

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