An elderly lady went to the doctor to get advice on reviving her husbands libido. The doctor gave her a prescription for Viagra. She said " Oh no! This won't work! My husband won't take pills of any kind."
"Well," the doctor said, "why don't you put it in his coffee? It will dissolve and he will never taste it."
The elderly lady came back in a week to see the doctor. "Well?" he asked. "How was it?"
"It was awful. Just awful," she cried.
"The sex?" queried the doctor.
"No. That was the best sex I've had in 30 years!" she replied.
"Then what was so awful?"
"Well, I put the viagra in his coffee like you told me. Then he stood up, tore off my clothes and had me right there on the table!" she replied.
"Well what's so awful about that?" asked the doctor.
"I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!" the elderly woman replied.
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