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    This is the attitude of all cats. It's all about what they want, not what you want. But ya gotta love them.

    I am me,
    I am free,
    You can not change me.

    If you try, you will see,
    That I am unchangeable,
    Because I am me.

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    OMG, Echo2, after a rather crap-filled morning, I really needed a good laugh, thanks!!! About 2:20 I was just about falling off my chair. Wow....yeah, thanks!

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    For the Love of Cats


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    I guess you learn something new everyday:

    Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters?

    Do you know that the words "race car" spelled backwards still
    spell "racecar"?

    And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first
    letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"?

    And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in
    "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it
    spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing,
    resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses
    and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making,
    camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass *dune-coon bastards *with you."

    How weird is that ?
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    rhythm is the longest word with out a vowel.
    The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.

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    Do you have change for a canned bacon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echo2 View Post
    rhythm is the longest word with out a vowel.
    rhythms

    twyndyllyngs

    I came across this trivia recently
    They say that the cockroaches will be the last creature alive on this earth.
    I intend on being the last person alive still stomping cockroaches.

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    Well, except that technically Y can sometimes be considered a vowel, lol. Doesn't anyone else remember the vowel song, "A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y" ?

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    For the Love of Cats


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    A soldier goes over the hill, rounds a corner and runs smack into the arms of an officer. Where do you think you're going,son?, asks the officer. I'm sorry, Captain: the firefight was so heavy, I just went AWOL. What do you mean Captain? I'm a General! Wow! says the soldier.I didn't realize I'd run THAT far back.
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    The Difference Between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a Matter of Time.

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