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    Often the receptionist at the doctor's office ask why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others and sometimes it is embarrassing.

    I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

    A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.


    The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

    'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

    'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

    The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

    'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

    'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

    The waiting room erupted in laughter...

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    "Treason to tyranny is fidelity to liberty."

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    I am me,
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    You can not change me.

    If you try, you will see,
    That I am unchangeable,
    Because I am me.

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    I am me,
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    You can not change me.

    If you try, you will see,
    That I am unchangeable,
    Because I am me.

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    "Treason to tyranny is fidelity to liberty."

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    For the Love of Cats


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    To see in person each and every thing that is on the card.
    I am me,
    I am free,
    You can not change me.

    If you try, you will see,
    That I am unchangeable,
    Because I am me.

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    Sniper, you get a yellow smiley sticker, and a shopping cart with a broken wheel that pulls sharply to the left!
    "Treason to tyranny is fidelity to liberty."

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    The source of all known trouble in the universe



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    Quote Originally Posted by 4suchatimeasthis View Post
    Hey now. This ain't funny. I started in the Navy as one of the brown jersey (Aircraft Captain) and finished my Navy career as a green jersey (Aircraft Engineer).

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