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actually I always think of the line from Forest Gump (with a few edits)
by Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', bacon is the fruit from god. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, bacon-kabobs, bacon creole, bacon gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple bacon, lemon bacon, coconut bacon, pepper bacon, bacon soup, bacon stew, bacon salad, bacon and potatoes, bacon burger, bacon sandwich. That- that's about it.
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They say that the cockroaches will be the last creature alive on this earth.
I intend on being the last person alive still stomping cockroaches.
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“The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.” ~ G.K. Chesterton
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Gilgamesh
They say that the cockroaches will be the last creature alive on this earth.
I intend on being the last person alive still stomping cockroaches.
Ahriman
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me Liberty or give me death." Patrick Henry, Virginia House of Burgesses, March 23, 1775
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Luke 22:36, And he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
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