She is only seven! And even worse, the boys are just as girl crazy! She gets letters from several of them. I will post the two recent ones because I think they are funnier than hell.
1.
Dear Emily,
Are you coming to my house or am I coming to your house? are you going to call me? well we have to have it on saterday because we are Bisy on Sunday. Don't call me I'll call you. oh and Don't Forget 2+2+4 and 1+1=22. Just so you know.
2.
Dear Emily I hope you can train your dog? Dear Emily is your dog a puppy or kid or Adlut? Dear Emily is your dog friendly or not friendly? Dear Emily do you want a playdate with me?
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I think I prefer bachelor number 2 because at least he was smart enough to inquire about the viciousness of our dog before heading over here. Oh, and he asked nicely instead of telling her "Don't call me, I'll call you"! What happened to today's youth? Boys were icky and gross when I was 7, and they all had cooties. I knew I would be beating them back with a stick at some point, but not this soon!
At least this is distracting her from her current crush, which is the guy from Jurassic Park that is now on that show Alcatraz. Just thinking about her crushing on a grown man makes my teeth itch.
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