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    So what would the IRS do to you if you withdrew it all? Aska couple questions and watch you for large purchases? Ooooh, scary!

    Spend a couple hundred, buy a ticket to Vegas. Withdraw everything, and then go on a trip. Take in a couple shows then come back and if they ask, tell them you bet it all on one roll of the dice.
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    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper-T View Post
    So what would the IRS do to you if you withdrew it all? Aska couple questions and watch you for large purchases? Ooooh, scary!

    Spend a couple hundred, buy a ticket to Vegas. Withdraw everything, and then go on a trip. Take in a couple shows then come back and if they ask, tell them you bet it all on one roll of the dice.
    Send their SWAT team after you, and 'arrest' the money....after killing your dog, of course. Then, try and get the money back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel MD View Post
    Send their SWAT team after you, and 'arrest' the money....after killing your dog, of course. Then, try and get the money back.
    at which point the money is buried in the back 40....
    Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day!
    Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

    Cat's are food... not friends!

    If you're going to fight, then fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp into Noah's arc... and brother, it's starting to rain.

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