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    Shovels - what all can you do with this......?



    How many different things can you do with this simple tool?

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    fire control

    fill sand bags

    dig a hole

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    Do NOT mess with him while he's pumping gas.

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    Pry things open
    Fill sand bags
    Cut roots
    Bonk zombies on the skull
    Dig hole to bury aforementioned zombies

    Or, heat and flatten shovel blade into steel blank for ak receiver like this

    http://acidcow.com/pics/40255-ak-47-...l-49-pics.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by ak474u View Post
    Or, heat and flatten shovel blade into steel blank for ak receiver like this

    http://acidcow.com/pics/40255-ak-47-...l-49-pics.html
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    things you can do with a shovel. . .

    Play a lethal game of badminton, ping pong, or table tennis
    bury a carcass
    dig up stumps
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    I'll most likely shit myself



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    Shovel Shit!
    Plant tomatos
    Move grain
    move gravel
    fill holes after planting fence post

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    accidentally hit it with your riding lawn mower..........
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    Do NOT mess with him while he's pumping gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by izzyscout21 View Post
    accidentally hit it with your riding lawn mower..........
    Done that. And there's definitely a you might be a redneck joke in there somewhere.
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    Dig holes/ ditches/ trenches/ graves, etc. Fill same. Cut roots, lop off snake heads. Kill varmints.
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    Let him know if you need 550 cord, a hank of generic rope, and some duct tape

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    They make good projectiles when left under the tire of a stuck wheeling rig.

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    This guy has "some" flashlights. Just a couple. As in, a metric-butt ton of em.

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    Make them dig their own grave.....
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