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  1. 11-01-2013, 04:19 AM #1
    izzyscout21
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    Happy Halloween

    Just so you know:

    When you step out of your front door at midnight on Halloween, taking the dog to potty but trying not to fall off the steps in the rain because she jerked the leash because she wanted to look for the cat, trying to clear your holster because a shadowy figure just bolted from your hedges by the kid's bedroom window, all while yelling for said assailant to stop as you acquire a sight picture, taking up the slack of your Sig 226, having flashbacks of the battle of Sadr City while steeling yourself to drop the hammer on the running child molester that was peeping on your kids....


    only to discover that its a big ass black dog......

    this, dear friends is why God gave us the gift of pistol mounted lights.

    happy halloween folks......
    goin to change my britches now.
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  2. 11-01-2013, 10:12 AM #2
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    Nothing like getting your heart rate up before going to bed!
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  3. 11-01-2013, 03:54 PM #3
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    Yea. almost whacked a zombie last night, til wife called and asked if I had set everything up for trick or treating. . . selective hearing strikes again I guess.
    RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
    Its fine to have one,
    Its fine to be proud of it,
    But please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around,
    And PLEASE dont try to force it down my children's throats.

    An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
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  4. 11-01-2013, 10:39 PM #4
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    It rained so much that we had about 20 kids come to the door instead of the usual 150. I have all this candy left over and it is stuff I don't like. Not fair!
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  5. 11-01-2013, 11:16 PM #5
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    had a hellish night, still cleaning up the aftermath...



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  6. 11-02-2013, 12:02 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormfeather View Post
    Yea. almost whacked a zombie last night, til wife called and asked if I had set everything up for trick or treating. . . selective hearing strikes again I guess.
    I have some very nice bionic ears provided by the V.A. Stormy. I'll let you use them for awhile as I'm hearing the wife a bit too clearly now.
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  7. 11-02-2013, 01:13 AM #7
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    ok this is a little late but at least I didn't forget......................HAPPY HALLOWEEN


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  8. 11-03-2013, 06:25 PM #8
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    Awesome.
    Mine was definitely uneventful. All the kids are too old to trick or treat, all the neighborhood kids are also too old.
    Of course we had candy anyway, but we got what we like.
    Between that and the beers (ATF had just that day finished a 2 1/2 week long audit of both FFLs),
    I am certainly a couple pounds heavier now.
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  9. 11-03-2013, 09:55 PM #9
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    The audits are always fun...
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  10. 11-04-2013, 04:25 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by taz baby View Post
    ok this is a little late but at least i didn't forget......................happy halloween


    hahahah! I shit my pants!!!
    RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS
    Its fine to have one,
    Its fine to be proud of it,
    But please dont whip it out in public and start waving it around,
    And PLEASE dont try to force it down my children's throats.

    An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.
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