Whats more creative than procreation? :D

[mitunnelrat]

Long story short, my anatomy professor assigned a creativity exercise that I have to present on Tuesday. He said to have fun with his class, so I am...

Oh isn't it great that we copulate
So ovum and sperm meet to procreate
These two cells of note
Make up a zygote
So choose a mate wisely or defecate.

[Fidel MD]

Alcohol, in levels elevated
In liver cells, in cytosol is dehydrogenated
NADH to NAD the ratio is distorted
With aldehyde toxicity ad recently reported

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

So this is an "exercise" right? Just how do you plan on "exercising" this in the classroom? Is this written or oral, I'm confused, just how do you go about presenting this to the class?

[mitunnelrat]

As an oral presentation. Some people will have written songs whi h isn't my thing. He mentioned Haiku, so I went limerick.

[izzyscout21]

Madre de dios.....

[mitunnelrat]

Hmm... I take it my poem is either incredible or terrible?

[ladyhk13]

I think it's very inventive and you will probably get some giggles from the girls and back slaps from the guys. Go for it!

[mitunnelrat]

So this is an "exercise" right? Just how do you plan on "exercising" this in the classroom? Is this written or oral, I'm confused, just how do you go about presenting this to the class?

And no, I won't "exercise" it in the classroom, but this same professor that said to have fun is encouraging us to trade phone numbers and get together outside of class... to "study", of course. So far I'm resisting any further thought. Most of my classmates are young enough to be my kids

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

So go have fun, nobody said you had to have a relationship.

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But then again you could end up in one, some young girl could fall madly in love with you!

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Or some young guy..............

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Then you'll have to let him down gently cause he'll come to class with a gun and then we'll see it all on FOX news!

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Now look what you've done!

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Oh, good luck with your "exercise!"

[mitunnelrat]

I'd argue, but hey, it could happen! I'm smart, charming, and good looking enough to attract anyone, whether I encourage them or not.