My 1000th post let's see how bad can I FUBAR this?

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

When I was younger they always said a receding hair line meant that your brain was still growing smarter.

Funny I was always told it was called a "retreating hairline" retreats into your skull and comes out your back. Thank God I didn't have that problem. I never liked sweaters.

[eagle326]

I have my mom's side of the family's thin hair. When I was younger it was up front by my forehead ; Over the years it's been retreating back and getting thinner. Sometimes I just shave it all off just to be done with messing with it.
A quick shave now and then and a wash rag the rest of the time. Momma doesn't like the clean look though.

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

I'm a chuckle'n, yup, low maint. I quit payin for barbers back in 96. I saw that bald spot for the first time and that was it. I ain't havin no comb over and I ain't lookin like a fool so off it went. Never looked back, gotta have the skull for it though. I've seen some peanut heads in my time. LadyHK likes it smooth but gets upset when it grows out just a little bit. Man there's just no pleasin some times, but it does look a bit frosty when it does I'll have to admit. Must be she likes being married to a younger fella.

[izzyscout21]

I start gettin ornery once it gets over 1/4 inch or so. Just cant ditch the short high and tight.

[Grumpy Old Man]

You're Number One in hearts too buddy! I assume that's what you meant with the sign language.

[Stormfeather]

Is that porn 'stache I see?

[Brownwater Riverrat 13]

Is that porn 'stache I see?

Well it all grew out at the same time. At's what happens when there ain't no water, except in little bottles. Actually there were lots of movies to be made over there..............