Arrgh........ Laddie, but is she sea worthy? It looks OK for Puddle Pirates, maybe a crossing your cow's pond or something. But is it sailor proof?

At least it has a place to put me RUM!

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Seriously, in a SHTF situation, there's enough of that around to make a flotation device to make a river crossing with so keep that in the back of your head people. You've seen the commercial enough times on TV, you see the trash everyday. Log it!